Sambox2k2

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

Her husband brought lunch for her at work and this happened😁😍❤️…. If you like no marry your best friend o🥹

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Men need God more than women do.

Devil needs women more than he needs men.

Any married man that fails to acknowledge God in his life, will give the devil a field day.

And I'm not talking about organized religion.

End.

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

The 5 most expensive animal products in the world.

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

My 🐐

[𝐈𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐞 𝐊𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐠 @iamklausenburg]

Thank God that I am not a simp.

After listening to her, I nearly wanted to ask for her account details to press money.

Ladies, what she said might seem absurd but men who over spend money that are not EARNED on you.

Fatten you up for other things

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Thank you for your good service to Nigeria, sir.

May God continue to bless you and your family.

Amen 🙏.

[Sambox2k2 @Sambox2k2]

@jon_d_doe Who no like better thin
When the A/C don touch her body small
😂😂😂

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

Victor Osimhen: “I left home with a backpack and two pairs of clothes. The one I was wearing, and a green kit in my bag. Lucky green. We drove to Abuja in the oldest car you can imagine, and we arrived at midnight.

The next morning, the sun came up, and I saw 1 million kids with a dream.

Maybe 1 million is an exaggeration, but not by much. There must have been 900 kids waiting outside this stadium. The first day, I didn’t even get on the pitch. The second day, one of the coaches finally pointed at me.

‘Green shirt. Let’s go. You have 15 minutes.’

Just 15 minutes to change my life. I knew that the only way to impress them was to run. So I ran until I was sweating blood.

I ended up scoring 2 goals in 15 minutes.

I thought that maybe I had a chance. But then the coaches got on a microphone, and they addressed the crowd. They called out some names, and I did not hear my name. Everybody started walking to the parking lot.

My dream was dead. I was just about to get in the car when I heard people shouting.

‘Hey! Hey! The guy in green!’

Huh???

I turned around, and some kids were waving to me.

I pointed to my chest, like in the movies.

Me???

I looked behind me.

‘The guy in green!’

Lucky green.

I ran back over to them, and they said, ‘Hey, the coach wants to see you. The team doctor told him you were the guy who scored two goals. Are you the guy?’

I said, ‘I’m the guy!!! I’M THE GUY!!!!’

I went back into the stadium and the doctor was pointing at me and holding up two fingers.

He said, ‘That’s the kid.’

Two fingers saved me.

If the team doctor didn’t do that, I would not be a footballer today. I would probably be at the bottom of a well.”

Truly Inspiring! @victorosimhen9

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

God bless this woman.

All those oloshos and greedy girls will think that she's speaking French.

Una eyes go peel.

[Vince Langman @LangmanVince]

This is hilarious because it's true 🤣

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

"What does she bring to the table?"

Go and hire a chef or a maid, or order those food online.

Do that for 3 months, and you'd see what your bank account would look like.

Don't go and marry a wife.

End.

[Temmy @Temmy_omoileri]

I am writing to the @PoliceNG
My brother came yesterday to get a phone I got for him, he left and boarded a public bus, while they got to this area: The underpass bridge shortly before 7 and 8 busstop, ajao, lagos, your men were under that bridge, pull the bus over, picked 3 boys out and my brother was one of them. They searched him and asked where he got the phone from, it was a brandnew phone in box. He said his sister gave him, they asked for receipts, i sent the receipts to him via whatsapp, they still refuse to let him go.
I asked them for what purpose.
They said they want to know exactly where the phone is coming from.....
The receipts has all the necessary informations they needed and they can call Amazon if they want to investigate inwhich I know they were just being criminal themselves.
To make the harassment worse, they told him to go print the receipts out...
How is that their business? Just curious? Also, why stereotype against an innocent boy on a public bus? Even after showing evidence of payment why keep him stranded?
Now, my husband said they want bribe or we have to beg them. Is this how you protect your citizen? Is this how to do your jobs as law enforcers? I am as shocked as I could be. 2 of them was cocking their guns when they saw us, my husband insisted I dont get out of the car. Are your men out on the street to kill people from the diaspora? Because cocking a gun when approaching unarmed citizen is a criminal act on it's own.
These are the officers names.
Daniel.I.
Isaac.J.
They refuse to tell us their office. How is that professional? Should we be scared of moving around lagos when we visit the country because police are hunting to take advantage of innocent citizens.
This is not good at all! Not at all!

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Asides raising children, there is nothing else my lovely wife is doing now, that she did not do as a girlfriend.

Marrying her was just a formality.

She was my wife way before I married her.

She washed my clothes.

She cooked for me.

She cleaned my home.

She fucked me to oblivion.

She made me feel married before I married her.

And above all, she didn't ask me for a dime for whatever she was doing.

There are two things in this story that I would love men to learn from.

1) if you have a woman who does all these things for you as a boyfriend, please plan to marry her.

2) if she's doing all these for you, and demanding that you must pay her for them, you may wish to reconsider your decision.

Always remember:

If her intentions are good, she's doing them because she wants you to be a responsible husband who would go all out to provide her and the children that she would have for you.

You must spot her as a man, learn to accept and tolerate her imperfections.

And be able to discern which of the numerous ladies that is doing what she's doing with a good heart and goof intentions.

That's when you'd know that you have found your wife.

Pray to God for wisdom.

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Omo 🙆‍♂️

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

Gm

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

Comfort is the most dangerous place to stay. Not because comfort is bad, but because it tricks you into thinking you’ve arrived when you haven’t even started.

[Semitic Jew @semitic_jew]

An IUC nurses says in her 4 years of working, everyone who dies always say the same thing 🎧👂🏾

[Talk2veee @talk2veee]

“If you leave a Man that loves you for the one you love,you will regret it.”..

Deep Deep Deep!
This is a must watch.

[cPen Network @cPenCoreTeam]

Hi #cPenNetwork community,

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A small team with a big dream

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

My prayer for you is that you don’t live and die in the same place your whole life.

That you move. That you elevate. That you travel the world and witness its beauty and potential.

That your mind gains access to the endless possibilities out there beyond the familiar, beyond the comfortable. That you don’t live and die in the same place without ever truly living.