Sam

Plane driver ✈️ Country music 🤠

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

This wasn't allowed in public incase it offended anyone.
So please don't retweet it. Thanks 🙏https://t.co/1stbtsOxvz

[Sam @SamBray09]

Love her but…

#TheTraitors

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

@caroldecker @Keir_Starmer Custard is useful. Half cunt half bastard.

[Sam @SamBray09]

Imagine winning the euros then flying home the day after, on a hangover, to go see Kier Starmer. What a come down 💀 #Lionessess

[Combat Learjet @Combat_learjet]

I can’t express how much I despise this system. Dumbest invention ever.

[Sam @SamBray09]

Pspspspspsps

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Imagine going hiking and running into this. I don't even know what my next move would be 😳

[Sam @SamBray09]

@C2Cfestival Sunday 🤠

[Sam @SamBray09]

@Trev_Ange

[Sam @SamBray09]

The Traitors: got this great idea for the final

BBC: I’m listening

The Traitors: we get a helicopter

BBC: wow yes love it, continue

The Traitors: we hang this bloke with cerebral palsy underneath it

#TheTraitorsUK #TraitorsUK

[Sam @SamBray09]

Tulisa looks like the child of these 2 #ImACeleb #imacelebrity #mafsuk

[Sam @SamBray09]

@Keir_Starmer On behalf of the whole country, you’re a twat

[Sam @SamBray09]

@leighburrows @JordanMarley22 @rrosie13 So many questions about the first person to realise you could do that to a fish and EAT IT

[Sam @SamBray09]

@s1mon_gb I’d be a millionaire if I’d won the lottery

[Watford Football Club @WatfordFC]

Taking in the sights 🖼️

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I genuinely don't remember making you all this stupid.

[Sam @SamBray09]

@deadguyhub Size of that gaffer tape

[Sam @SamBray09]

@ambxr23 She’s got ptsd from the lettuce that beat her last time

[Sam @SamBray09]

Then why the hell can I see Scooby Doo?