Samantha Carson

25. Ryan Carson has my heart and I have his last name. 💕 Mama to Violet 2-6-18💜♒️ and Phin 7-24-20💙♌️

[Samantha Carson @SamBurlison04]

I turned 27 this morning, and tell me why my dreams said “they’re gonna hate anyway, you might as well profit from it…make ✨that account✨.” 👀

[Samantha Carson @SamBurlison04]

When someone tells my husband that he must be gay because I, his WIFE, am comfortable enough with him to not feel obligated to shave, and he doesn’t care… 😐 can you tell that comment came from a cis, het, xtian, male?

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Churches are a cult.

[grovy @grovymango]

Andrew Tate’s cars killing themselves after Greta got him arrested

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

one thing about greta thunberg

[Samantha Carson @SamBurlison04]

No wonder I can never find those fuckers on rdr2 😅

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

The size and speed of a moose in about 3 feet of snow

[@CoreyTonge @CoreyTonge]

We are so happy to be celebrating the holidays with all of you! Enter this years EXTRAVAGIFTMAS now! 🥹 @oxDessyxo
#Giveaway #Giveaways

https://t.co/KbMK2CaXv8

[@CoreyTonge @CoreyTonge]

When Ash and Pikachu love Misty’s… bathwater… 🤯 @oxDessyxo

[Samantha Carson @SamBurlison04]

Check out Momma Cusses's video! #TikTok https://t.co/UYqYgypa1d

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Donald Trump failed America.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

The difference between talking and delivering.

[Kit Kat ((commissions open)) @kittischmitti]

After this God of War trilogy ends Kratos should start shit with Christianity

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

The next time you hear conservatives blame Democrats for inflation being at a 40-year high, politely remind them that corporate profits are at a 70-year high.

[Samantha Carson @SamBurlison04]

Is it “Do-everything-you-can-to-piss-off-Sam” Day? 🙄😒

[Samantha Carson @SamBurlison04]

Wtf are you supposed to do when you find out that your only safe person to vent to hates when you vent to them and wants you to stop and just bottle every negative emotion up so they don’t have to deal with it…

[HudsonGuy30🇺🇸 @HudsonGuy30]

Just thought we shouldn't forget this either. ..... Trump is in DC ........ Bedminster

[Samantha Carson @SamBurlison04]

@anactualwalnut As a Leo sun Sag moon, I felt this to my CORE
But my Virgo rising is gonna judge their every move for the rest of forever 😅

[𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚌 𝙲𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚞𝚜 🍄 @anactualwalnut]

My leo sun makes me loyal to a fault but once it all clicks the sag in me takes over like lmao we actually don’t know you anymore

[𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚌 𝙲𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚞𝚜 🍄 @anactualwalnut]

My sag moon really shows out in that the second I understand someone’s patterns of toxic behavior and the universe shows me who they truly are (bc the universe ALWAYS shows you) I can just turn it all off. No hard feelings I just don’t feel it anymore