Sam Buys

28. I’m the alien your parents warned you about. Certified Friend of Dorothea 😘

[Sophie @oldhagposting]

I have a lot of expenses coming up so it’s a beautiful time to remind everyone that for $40 you could be the owner of one of my famous Big Ol’ Cigs and for $0 you could retweet this and help me find someone who’d like to own one

[Sam Buys @SamBuys96]

@stallion_hub I’ve been requesting Kitty Kat when we go out to the bars, I’m doing my part! 💪🏼

[Sam Buys @SamBuys96]

@616GOSLING @hugzlino My mom had a bunch of cds stolen out of her jeep when I was a kid. Every cd or dvd she bought for YEARS has her name on the case and the disc. I’ve never seen anyone else do it lmao

[Sam Buys @SamBuys96]

@taylornation13 Ever since the Lover cardigan came out I’ve wanted one, but I always missed the drops. Can’t wait for my coziness!!! All of my TS sweaters, sweatpants, and cardigans are the softest, warmest things I own. Plus those heart buttons?? 😍😍

[Sam Buys @SamBuys96]

@ackermanlor My coworkers took 0 convincing to “get” gaylor. I’ve been told about them talking about it when I’m not around, I’m so proud of them 🥲

[Sam Buys @SamBuys96]

@rachel_bochner West MI and no car 🥲 looking forward to seeing clips though!!!

[Sam Buys @SamBuys96]

@houstonhottii That bottle doesn’t have a flared base! Please be safe 👀 lol can’t wait to get myself a bottle though for real

[Sam Buys @SamBuys96]

@putridbenny I love him. I would go to war for him.

[Nix 🦇🏳️‍⚧️ @butchbatnix]

i get flashbanged by that one tweet thats like “i cant smoke with white women anymore, this bitch keeps saying thank you every time i pass the blunt” because i do in fact say thank you every time i receive a blunt </3

[maddie @madsssagascar]

im genuinely intolerant of religion like in a way that even progressives probably think is problematic. you have this made up idea of existence from a story book and you reject the reality of the world around you to the point of hate and violence. while looking stupid as fuck

[Sam Buys @SamBuys96]

@Bunny_ngl That’s disgusting. My friend is allergic to strawberries and if I know we’re going to either work together or hang out it’s no strawberries for me! We share snacks and I’ve scoured packaging to find fruity stuff without strawberries, it’s not hard! I’m so sorry that’s not right.

[Sam Buys @SamBuys96]

@notpiggyspo @filtercoffeee Same! I begged for a pair of jelly shoes just to end up with foggy, sweaty, blistered feet 😂😂😂

[Sam Buys @SamBuys96]

@Cla92Mag @daysevermore YES!!!!!! Bless you you’re a good person 💅

[Sam Buys @SamBuys96]

@PrimaFacieERA This could either break my heart or bring it back to life 🫠

[Taylor Nation @taylornation13]

RT if you stan a 🌈 QUEEN!!!! #MEonBBMAs

[Brooke from Let’s Not Date @TheLetsNotDate]

Happy Pride to the men who will regret sexually harassing me.

[Sam Buys @SamBuys96]

Seeing the tire swing brought tears to my eyes. Can’t wait to hear this song and see the movie! @taylorswift13 @taylornation13

[DARLENE MITCHELL @itsdarlenebtw]

HUGE week for butter! how do I tell the fans I don’t know what pokemon is

[Sam Buys @SamBuys96]

@itsdarlenebtw Honestly this makes me like you more. Speak your truth!!!!!!