Sam Caffrey

[DrunkMiggy @DrunkMiggy]

162 and fucking zero

[Outer Banks @obxonnetflix]

2.23.23, see you there! 🏝️ #OBX3

[Detroit Tigers @tigers]

Real ones know the original Rally Goose.

[Sam Caffrey @SamCaffrey_1]

@bellamarie1993 I feel this! It’s the worst!!

[Sam Caffrey @SamCaffrey_1]

I wish I could have Taco Bell delivered right to me right now.

[Sam Caffrey @SamCaffrey_1]

I would kill for a bacon egg and cheese bagel from McDonald’s right now

[Sam Caffrey @SamCaffrey_1]

I want to marry @joe_keery. That’s all. In a heart beat!

[Sam Caffrey @SamCaffrey_1]

I really just want an unlimited supply of money to make all the Pinterest recopies I have saved.

[Sam Caffrey @SamCaffrey_1]

I miss the days of drinking 3 1/2-4 white claws and being drunk. Those were much cheaper times 😅

[Sam Caffrey @SamCaffrey_1]

What I would pay for literally anything from Blue Ribbon Bakery right now. That was the best job ever! 😋🤤

[Sam Caffrey @SamCaffrey_1]

Adulting is stupid and expensive and not fun. I didn’t sign up for this.

[Sam Caffrey @SamCaffrey_1]

It may be Tuesday, but it’s definitely felt like a Monday and I’m not loving it one bit. 😤

[Sam Caffrey @SamCaffrey_1]

I think I just saw a June bug. Someone pray for me 😅

[Sam Caffrey @SamCaffrey_1]

I never knew who Amber Herd even was before this trial started, but I hate her now!! She’s what I like to call a toxic bitch!! (That’s actually not what I call her, but what I would actually call her is not appropriate for twitter 😬)

[Sam Caffrey @SamCaffrey_1]

As if this wasn’t obvious already but my spot in hell is definitely secured 😅

[Sam Caffrey @SamCaffrey_1]

Ever hate someone so much that no matter what they say or do you are instantly annoyed??? Like literally them breathing makes you hate them even more. I know I’m not the only bitch on here that thinks like this 😂

[Sam Caffrey @SamCaffrey_1]

I genuinely wish I knew why I always go straight to thinking worst case scenario for every possible thing. It’s so frustrating 😅

[Sam Caffrey @SamCaffrey_1]

Got an update from Morgan and all I gathered from the message was that giving birth sounds absolutely terrible 😅🥴

[Sam Caffrey @SamCaffrey_1]

I wish I liked corona beer because today would be a perfect day to sit outside and drink one with a lime in it 😬

[Sam Caffrey @SamCaffrey_1]

See I can’t even get a tweet to make sense! I’m too tired for adulting today

[Sam Caffrey @SamCaffrey_1]

Really kicking myself for not taking the day off today. The thought of staring at a computer screen all day when I’m already sounds terrible