Sam Longoria

[Sam Longoria @SamChria]

Seize the time !
@100_perday @karol_brom @crossh1993 @Mirniyaz3

[Sam Longoria @SamChria]

Official website https://t.co/Hv9QS0PKgO
@100_perday @karol_brom @crossh1993 @Mirniyaz3

[Sam Longoria @SamChria]

Seize the time !
@100_perday @karol_brom @crossh1993 @Mirniyaz3

[Sam Longoria @SamChria]

Seize the time !
@100_perday @karol_brom @crossh1993 @Mirniyaz3

[Sam Longoria @SamChria]

Seize the time !
@100_perday @karol_brom @crossh1993 @Mirniyaz3

[Sam Longoria @SamChria]

Seize the time !
@100_perday @karol_brom @crossh1993 @Mirniyaz3

[Sam Longoria @SamChria]

Seize the time
@100_perday @karol_brom @crossh1993 @Mirniyaz3

[Sam Longoria @SamChria]

Official website https://t.co/vKJ1RyMlIt
@100_perday @karol_brom @crossh1993 @Mirniyaz3

[Sam Longoria @SamChria]

Took my daughter to @McDonalds for lunch. 25 minutes to get my damn food, they forgot out drinks completely and the little bitch boy working there was rude as fuck
Should've gone to @Wendys

[Sam Longoria @SamChria]

Getting the kiddos ready for school with my phone glued to my ear. Anybody know anything about Internet services through @ATT or @dish ?

[Sam Longoria @SamChria]

Been on hold with @GetSpectrum since before 6. Apparently, they kept TWC's crappy customer service practices...

[Whataburger® @Whataburger]

"You're going to have Whataburger again?"

First of all, Whataburger doesn't judge me, so neither should you.

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

CNN is not fake news. We know that because when they make mistakes, they acknowledge it. Something our fake president has never once done.

[Sam Longoria @SamChria]

@PreetBharara WHAT did he say???

[Sam Longoria @SamChria]

@whimventory http error 503 ?????

[Sam Longoria @SamChria]

@chelseahandler wow

[Sam Longoria @SamChria]

@Whataburger for lunch today. 8 hours to decide what I want. Open to suggestions aaannnd GO!

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Stephen King has been blocked by Trump on Twitter. I guess his book about a scary clown hit too close to home.

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Thank you to all the men who stand up for women's rights and equality. For knowing how valuable it is for everyone when women succeed.