Sam Colvis

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[dior ✞ @deeore5]

the older i get the heller the no

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

"listen to your body"

my body: go get a cinnamon roll the size of a tire

[Case @Cactuscali19912]

tweeting like the musicians playing the violin on the Titanic.

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

“Are you free after work?”

me after work:

[Softboy☄️ @softboywin]

you relax for 15 minutes after work and next thing you know it’s 10pm😭

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

BREAKING: Everything

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

Every day waking up to the news in 2026

[Berry ⏾ @auraonx]

I be like “i need to lock in” and it’s just me moving the clothes from the washer to the dryer

[Human Owned by Cat 😺 @Petswithaura]

my mental health is dependent on him being happy

[Natalie Would @_NatalieWould]

Me: My neck is a little stiff
Web MD: You're in rigor mortis

[Rohan Nadkarni @RohanNadkarni]

This is incredibly cool — A source familiar with Bad Bunny’s performance tonight tells me that the couple in the halftime show got married for real.

They invited Bad Bunny to their wedding and in turn he invited them to get married during his performance.

[State of the Scene @SOTSPodcast]

Bad Bunny absolutely fucking crushed that.

[Nayele18 @nayele18maybe]

[snowed in]
“I’m going to catch up on household chores”
*eats mac ‘n cheese until I black out*

[jawn didion @tinndfishmonger]

Wearing platform Uggs and yoga pants makes me feel like a beautiful Clydesdale horse

[ً @prinkasusa]

pets are such life savers. sometimes all you need is a little soul that follows you around just to remind you you’re not alone

[kas𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 @urth2kas]

Me when someone ask me about directions in the city I ived in my whole life

[•Yasin @roughcoin__]

Being a toddler’s favorite person is what real love actually looks like

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Me every morning for at least 15 mins: