sam conklin

you are the stars.. ****** ****

[sam conklin @Samconklin33]

Many think my twitter bio is to portray being a little star child but it’s actually just reference to this video

[trash jones @jzux]

healing can look like anything. for instance i’m about to do something insane

[😈 @turtlekiosk]

hey quit bugging me or i will inform you of a behavioral pattern that is noticeable to other people but i can tell you are not yet aware of

[sam conklin @Samconklin33]

@dj__blaise There can only be one Sam. And that’s me. And I will be the resin art in your home. And when I’m done doing that I will unresin myself and grab a snack from your kitchen. The chocolate caramel ice cream bar. And I will probs get it on ur furniture and then redesign myself.

[sam conklin @Samconklin33]

@dj__blaise Is there another Sam I should know about

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

its so cool that a psychiatrist can give you pills but psychologists can only be like… “mmmm just as i suspected. you need true love’s kiss”

[Chris(tina) @nosweeterinnoce]

Hozier trying to flirt like

[daily hozier pics & vids @dailyhozierpics]

Hozier rolling down a field in Pittsburgh 🤣

[trash jones @jzux]

sucks that explorer isn’t really a job anymore. i need someone to pay me to meander

[The Respectful Liberal @norm_follower]

Haters mad because I can experience childlike wonder

[lúthien @mavsbane]

hey [with intention of forcing you to watch lord of the rings]

[Sal @SalOhexxx]

Everybody at the gym dressed like a gymshark catalog and I’m here dressed like Adam Sandler

[jame @kloogans]

writers love saying things like "he had a toothy grin" what is a toothy grin. just making shit up. "he walked feetily into the kitchen" that's how you sound

[trish @ultragloss]

friends to lovers to whatever the fuck hozier has going on in his song lyrics

[miss kiss @richn0duh]

feminine urge to let in as much natural light as possible as ur starting ur day

[sara louise 🌸 @sar929]

@Samconklin33 you having more roses each time I passed you in the hallway - I was so jealous, but then when I got on the bus you had one laying on my seat for me 🥺