Sam Cropley

[Sam Cropley @SamCropley]

Still trying to figure out The Swiss Army Man. #what

[Sam Cropley @SamCropley]

Kill Bill drinking game: just waterfall during the awkward pauses of every fight scene.

[Real Talk @realtalkrock]

We start demoing our new EP next week. We realize it's been a long time coming, but we're back at it.

[Sam Cropley @SamCropley]

Almost a month since my last tweet. Not anymore.

[Sam Cropley @SamCropley]

Is it cool if we shotgun here @CormierStephen?

[Sam Cropley @SamCropley]

Maybe if I wear dope sweaters like Buddy Rich, I'll be talented too.

[Sam Cropley @SamCropley]

Update: Greg was the shit. And we dun.

[Sam Cropley @SamCropley]

@katptured k.

[Sam Cropley @SamCropley]

Finna live tweet our transaction with greg, the friend of a homeless woman who may have the iq of a gecko.

[Real Talk @realtalkrock]

We broke down today in Philly and it will cost a lot to fix. If you would like to support here is a link ❤️ share! http://t.co/nbfiK5U2oK

[Sam Cropley @SamCropley]

@ChipotleTweets is bae. Thanks for supporting touring musicians guys.

[Sam Cropley @SamCropley]

How many of you have ever felt personally victimized by Regina George?

[Sam Cropley @SamCropley]

Just eating giant burritos @ChipotleTweets did us a huge solid on this one.

[The Wonder Years @thewonderyears]

We're incredibly proud to announce that our new record "No Closer to Heaven" is due out on 9/4 via Hopeless Records.

[Sam Cropley @SamCropley]

Stoked about marriage equality. Now about all this shameless murdering of black people. #LoveWins #StillAFuckedNationThough

[Sam Cropley @SamCropley]

Want to meet a bunch of assholes who get off on harassing bands who make a wrong turn? Look no further than Buffalo border patrol. #thanks

[Real Talk @realtalkrock]

We need a last minute guitar fill in next weekend.Must have pro rig and a way to get to/from Springfield, Mass. Email [email protected]

[Sam Cropley @SamCropley]

To keep warm, I'll bring a sweater.
You can have mine, It looks better
and honestly, you can take it home.
#mooseblood

[Sam Cropley @SamCropley]

Wonderland by Taylor Swift is a tragically underrated song.

[Sam Cropley @SamCropley]

I need to go to the laundromat more often. #OnlyCuteGirlInNewport