Sam Cuming

Who wants to be men of the people when there's people like you

[Sam Cuming @SamCuming]

Just found these floating around here on Twitter. 21st century Halloween. Really brings home what's important.

[Premier League @premierleague]

.@MesutOzil1088 has the best assists per game rate in #BPL history - averaging one every 2.71 matches #SWAARS

[Sam Cuming @SamCuming]

Stuck in Bluewater with 13 strangers and a stressed, chain smoking coach driver. SOS.

[Sam Cuming @SamCuming]

Watching this Arsenal game is like manager mode in season 5. Don't know who half of these guys are. Wenger has been sending scouts about

[Sam Cuming @SamCuming]

FARGO

[Sam Cuming @SamCuming]

Who actually supports Man City? I don't think I've ever met anyone who supports them.

[EuroBlindFootball @BlindEuros]

And we still need sponsors to keep the live coverage going. Please, please share, RT and try to help http://t.co/M82gqb0IGX

[Sam Cuming @SamCuming]

Is it lunch time yet?

[Sam Cuming @SamCuming]

Ospina pls

[Louisa Jezard @louisajezard]

Buy one of these and use the promo code 'LOUISA' to get £200 off!! #lenovo #yoga #yoga3pro #work

http://t.co/9WBaHl2rO1

[Sam Cuming @SamCuming]

Woke up thinking it was Tuesday. What a horrible way to start a Monday morning.

[Sam Cuming @SamCuming]

@louisajezard you've probably got them somewhere anyway

[Nikki Jones @jonesn207]

@SamCuming Don't worry! You aren't missing out on anything.

[Sam Cuming @SamCuming]

Missing out on #AmazonPrimeDay thanks to work. Get me something please @louisajezard

[Sam Cuming @SamCuming]

How many poos? @arseblog https://t.co/ns0hmrdKPo

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

TRANSFER CENTRE: Arsenal keeping tabs on Man Utd defender Jonny Evans. More here: http://t.co/X9h3TgjiW9

[Sam Cuming @SamCuming]

Wouldn't mind going to Wimbledon

[Sam Cuming @SamCuming]

Don't care what you eat, don't care about your gym targets, don't care about your pb, don't care what you looked like last year #dontcare

[Sam Cuming @SamCuming]

How can it be nice all week and that one day you have off work it manages to rain

[Sam Cuming @SamCuming]

THIS is the future. Behold the wonders of mankind. https://t.co/fOug0WLz9a

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Mayonnaise that doesn't get stuck in the bottle is being developed http://t.co/v1ctc90Ohy

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

BREAKING: Sky Sources: Arsenal agree £10.9m fee with Chelsea for Petr Cech. #SSNHQ