Shelley

Live people ignore the strange and unusual. I myself am strange and unusual.

[Shelley @Same_Shelley]

The DJ plays your favorite songs, Kanye's on

[Katie @ALadyNamedKatie]

Imagine hating me and I get where you're coming from

[Shelley @Same_Shelley]

That one time when there was a riot in Miami on May 18, 1980

[Shelley @Same_Shelley]

Did you know May 18 is the 138th day of the year.

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Is it too late to work on that summer body? #youbetterworkbitch

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My biggest flex is knowing all the words to Will Smiths “gettin jiggy with it”

[Shelley @Same_Shelley]

I am not smiling like I mean because it’s 240a and I have to be up at 630a

[Shelley @Same_Shelley]

Smile like you mean it. Not like the song but in general

[Shelley @Same_Shelley]

Can we bring back saying “lily ass”

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That Kanye laugh… why are you so paranoid.

[Shelley @Same_Shelley]

https://t.co/RTiyztbF6y

[Shelley @Same_Shelley]

Also..
On May 18, 1980, Mount st. Helen erupted with a massive blast and was a pivotal event in volcanology. That was a dramatic entrance into this world, wouldn’t expect anything less. IYKYK

[Shelley @Same_Shelley]

Best part about my X account is I go months without tweeting anything then I come back on saying some random shit like…… My finger is on the button. Your guess is as good as mine 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Shelley @Same_Shelley]

Take me back

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https://t.co/EdRxMGNJwT but this never gets old #thosehands

[Shelley @Same_Shelley]

Not like before..
You don't get me high anymore

[Shelley @Same_Shelley]

@kanyewest Call it “1923”. #IYKYK

[Shelley @Same_Shelley]

Exciting Friday night! Watching lost tapes of the third reich on National Geographic #ilovehistory #WWIIhistory

[Shelley @Same_Shelley]

No one is coming..

[Shelley @Same_Shelley]

My 13 year old told me to hurry and look outside and then said “look there’s kids playing out there” #parentfail