Samuel Smelliot

oh boy, oh no..... ohhhh boy

[Under Galaxy @under_galaxy]

"BACKROOMS" Director Citizen Kane Parsons says he very dearly misses his childhood

"Rosebud"

He is 85 years old

[Fat Lenny @FatLennyLJS]

Obsession but the 4 characters replaced with the cast of Seinfeld would be the funniest movie of all fucking time

[julie @obscenelydolled]

remember how morrissey wrote a novel that everyone hated and it won the bad sex in fiction award with this paragraph

[aja‼️ @b1ondeath]

Elvis used to get high as balls on pills that don’t even exist anymore and just do fat karate outside for hours

[PropaGandalf 🌾 @xghostnotesx]

Is that all the report said?

[❁ Basil ❁ - Entered the Fog @Starshinefallng]

Thank you Duke

[Milk Ape 🦍 @milk__ape]

one time ape watch giant boulder completely flatten monkey at base of cliff side. No blood no sound instant death

[sean @Haurmeya]

yep…. stick it in and don’t pull out #PREGGERFORCREGGER

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

fandom is just like. The worst

[Jasper @Jasp3r_0]

You never know what you’re about to see when you click a Freddie Gibbs story on IG

[Billy Jarrett @billyjarrettugh]

They died. They fucking died in those fucking woods man

[laurie strode updates @slasherhomo]

so the michael movie doesn't even acknowledge the fact that he killed his 17 year old sister when he was 6?????? or when he broke out of a sanitarium 15 years later to go on a killing spree????

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Michael Jackson is gone
Prince is gone
Madonna is still here.

Lil Tay is gone.
Bhad Bhabie is gone.
Woah Vicky? I'm still here.

[cash @cash__browns]

Nancy 4/23/26 🐈‍⬛

[xxxholic @xxxholicatz]

Director Matt Johnson broke down in tears after his self-financed comedy movie "Nirvanna The Band the Show the Movie" opened to $23 at the worldwide box office: “Fuuuck dude this movie cost so much money I'm so fucked”

[ﾟ✧ﾟ mothemi ﾟ✧ﾟ @kvwviiju]

sorry, not sorry, not going to care about ethel cains penis because I grew up with an alcoholic, psychologically abusive father in constant state of distress, anxiety and worry about the future. hearing the key in the door every evening was my own ‘ethel cains penis' for almost 20 years

[Vanzi @vanzinoia]

now watching the Twin Peaks pilot theres no poster or anything so heres this image

[Kris Jenner @KrisJenner]

I just sharted myself. That's when u fart and u shit yourself on accident!