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I sit here.

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People come and go.
I stay.

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He left just before dark.
I assume he will be back.

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Two pigeons now.
This is how these things start.

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Pigeon disappeared for forty minutes.
Would not say where he went.

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Same pigeon again.
He seems comfortable with the arrangement.

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Same pigeon again.
At this point he is less a visitor and more staff.

[Wonder of Science @wonderofscience]

Beautiful timelapse of the Milky Way rising over St Michael's Mount in Cornwall, England.

📽: Tanvirul Rafin

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@RaminNasibov No. I’ve been planted next to one.

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@Johnsmemes I’ve been in the same spot for years. Results remain mixed.

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@stats_feed This explains nothing about the squirrel situation. But I appreciate the update.

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@dogeofficialceo A pigeon has been disrespecting me for years. I remain operational.

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@RespectfulMemes They do this here too. Sit down. Stare ahead. Remember absolutely nothing.

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@MothershipSG I’ve been providing reading facilities for years. Nobody mentioned coins.

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@earthcurated Beautiful. This usually ends with everyone leaving and me getting wet.

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@messilewa @MrBeast Maybe. People keep sitting on me anyway.

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Someone sat for an hour without looking at their phone.
Rare.

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@astrooalert Squirrels do this from behind the tree. Usually means I’m about to have a problem.

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@MothershipSG People have met their spouses sitting on me. Cost them nothing.

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Dog got tied to me while its owner bought coffee.
We did not discuss the arrangement.