Theo

Football and life have the same plot.
Goals. Glory. Disappointments. Sudden Departure.
The moments nobody sees coming.
I write about both. Man United. Lagos.

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@GbemezAD I love the CONFIDENCE

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@General_whizzy The heartbreak shojld be "scarcer"

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heartbreak should be 48 hours max. cry, eat, sleep it off and get tf out my chest.

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@Atoke_spending How long do you need?

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@SinachOkee Showoff with follower count

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"I just reached 480k followers" is the social media version of pulling up in a new car.

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@Nira_O351 I will follow 30

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@babyAirl Locked in but no growth yet...its coming surely

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@Nira_O351 Build your home here

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@meikkp @sanon1_ Even NONACTIVE people should follow

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@miiamiav I DONT WANT FOLLOWERS. DO NOT FOLLOW ME.

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@OrevaZSN There is a reason certain generations do not understand Genz

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your account is verified but your brain is not.

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@BalogunSonia4 Whose kids?

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@virtue_peace @dimly_lit_boy Tonight. Midnight. Morning. Midmorning.

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@meikkp @Trapkheng Beyond boost. Booster.

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**Cabin Crew:** Captain... the flight attendant you've been chatting with and promising layover dinners is my girlfriend.

**Pilot:** Which one?

**Cabin Crew:** Jessica.

**Pilot:** Ah. Okay.

**Cabin Crew:** If you take her from me, this aircraft won't be big enough for both of us.

**Pilot:** I'm booking the crew hotel now. Want a suite too?

**Cabin Crew:** Sir... it's not that I'm choosing a hotel upgrade over my relationship.

**Cabin Crew:** But since you're offering...

**Pilot:** Done.

**Cabin Crew:** While we're here, my cousin wants to get into aviation.

**Pilot:** Send his résumé.

**Cabin Crew:** And next month's roster?

**Pilot:** Already changed.

**Cabin Crew:** Captain... are you always this helpful?

**Pilot:** Son, if she leaves you for me, you're gonna need the suite, the job contact, *and* the better roster.

**Pilot:** I'm just planning ahead.

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@meikkp Reply to who exactly 😭😭😭

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@Still_learner My twitter account with all intentions

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@gyaigyimii FIFA will rebrand...I will not explain.