sam fern

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

i don’t play about my nonverbal time

[sam fern @SamFern13]

If you chew on pens, you’re disgusting.

[strawberry cake dolly ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @sakurafraise]

me getting out of my car after hitting a curb and parking crooked

[Real Bravoholic @RealBravoholic]

just hit my pen at work

[Jessica Burbank @JessicaLBurbank]

you cannot call him sleepy joe AND be mad he has cocaine. do you want him up or not

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

now why’d they name that little girl jonbenet

[m 🌸 @misty_horizons]

they are manifesting nintendogs for the switch

[sam fern @SamFern13]

Summer Fridays should be mandatory

[sam fern @SamFern13]

I’m OBSESSED

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Bad Bunny sings ‘Break Free’ by Ariana Grande and Zedd on Carpool Karaoke with James Corden.

[sam fern @SamFern13]

If Andy doesn’t solely refer to “Raquel” as Rachel during the reunion, I don’t want it

[sam fern @SamFern13]

ELLICK!!!!!!!!

[Sophie Ross Brooks @sophrossbrooks]

I love how the moment the Murdaugh trial ended, the universe conspired to give me, personally, a new scandal to obsess over. Feels like I haven’t heard “Ellick” in years.

[sam fern @SamFern13]

Seems to me like no one else cares or has even noticed everyone, even the man himself saying AleC MurdOCK. Isn’t it Alex???? Murdaugh??? Like what am I missing??????

[Real Bravoholic @RealBravoholic]

mentally I’m here

[Anthony Dominic @alloveranthony]

I’m hanging on by a thread #VanderpumpRules

[sam fern @SamFern13]

I would like to petition for the Heat arena to be named Barstool Arena. Spread the word. @stoolpresidente @chikenparmanana

[⋆𝔧𝔦𝔰𝔢𝔩⋆ @trustbenito]

a bad bunny concert would fix all my problems

[jason @JBinAV]

“Soy Bad Bunny and you’re watching Disney Channel”

[sam fern @SamFern13]

@sylviamamuka LMFAO