Mom: WHAT THE HECK SAMANTHA, do I need to say that I’ll buy you @jonasbrothers tickets if you go out with this guy?
Me: wait, will you really?
Mom: yes, omg.
I finally went to the dentist after 9 years (like, Barack Obama was president the last time I went). Ya girl had 0 cavities and the hygienist said I had “minimal build up considering how long it’s been.”
So yeah, brush your teeth and actually floss every day, kids.
My mom just yelled at a random girl in target asking why she was looking at tubs because she thought it was me. The girl is fine, she laughed when she realized what happened.
2 days into isolation I decided to watch all the twilight movies because why the heck not? I needed something to laugh at. This was the review I sent to @mmficco