Frank Escutcheon (Luigi from the North Side)

Wrecking ball with a heart of gold

[Frank Escutcheon (Luigi from the North Side) @SamFictions]

Due to CORVID-19 I am unable to celebrate my birthday in my typical fashion of smoking weed and jerking off in the bathroom at Denny’s. This year I will instead smoke weed and jerk off in the PARKING LOT at Denny’s

[Frank Escutcheon (Luigi from the North Side) @SamFictions]

No one in the Home Depot bathroom has had an ounce of fiber in their entire miserable lives

[✦ Cori ✦ @DeliaCore]

UNDER COMMUNISM WE WILL INVENT CIGARETTES THAT ARE GOOD FOR YOU

[Sarah Larchmont @SarahLarchmont]

Where do I sign up? @HunterBiden

[WeBelieve @WeBelieveEM]

Carter Hart allows 3 goals in 39 seconds.

He has not been this unreliable since he gave his testimony under oath

[Frank Escutcheon (Luigi from the North Side) @SamFictions]

@jaeinluvv We should’ve car carpooled

[Frank Escutcheon (Luigi from the North Side) @SamFictions]

No one corrected him but I personally loled

[Frank Escutcheon (Luigi from the North Side) @SamFictions]

My coworker the other day said that one of his customers had a “brain eating Amiibo”

[BIG DEB @DiscoDebbie1]

Uh huh, this my shit
All the girls stomp your feet like this

[Frank Escutcheon (Luigi from the North Side) @SamFictions]

Verona Britta pitcher had a Phillip line

[e l l a 🇨🇦 @blondehotcoffee]

any other ideas?

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

[Frank Escutcheon (Luigi from the North Side) @SamFictions]

Went back to the office at the end of my work day and my boss asked “are you gonna ruin my day again or did everything go alright?”

You know you’re a valuable employee when they ask you questions such as that

[Frank Escutcheon (Luigi from the North Side) @SamFictions]

@CokeZeroNoIce Is this big Jim’s?

[Frank Escutcheon (Luigi from the North Side) @SamFictions]

@jaeinluvv Her boss said it’s not you it’s me

[Frank Escutcheon (Luigi from the North Side) @SamFictions]

@jaeinluvv ʰᵒʷᵈʸ ᵖᵃʳᵗⁿᵉʳ ᵈᵒ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᵃⁿᵗ ᵗᵒ ʲᵒⁱⁿ ᵐʸ ᵖᵒˡʸᶜᵘˡᵉ ?

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

A smile is a gang sign for friendly people

[Frank Escutcheon (Luigi from the North Side) @SamFictions]

@Zzombie3344556

[Frank Escutcheon (Luigi from the North Side) @SamFictions]

Constantly remind myself this and regretfully it works

[False Prophet @cutterparty]

If Youre Under 21 Keep Abusing These Substances You aren't An Addict You're Just Young And Turnt

[Frank Escutcheon (Luigi from the North Side) @SamFictions]

I locked in though

[Frank Escutcheon (Luigi from the North Side) @SamFictions]

Me when I treated my anxiety disorder with alcohol and alcohol alone