Crypto Coroner

1st ever cryptocurrency defluencer
Taking down ponzis one at a time
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[Leonidas 🧡 $DOG @LeonidasNFT]

"The SEC was unfairly targeting CZ so he deserved to be pardoned"

I'm seeing this very uninformed take on X a lot today

CZ did not go to jail because of anything related to the SEC or Gary Gensler (which I agree would have been dumb if it were true)

CZ went to jail because he was criminally indicted by the United States Department of Justice and found guilty of allowing Al-Qaeda, ISIS, Lazarus Group, Iran, and major drug cartels to launder their money through Binance

The Attorney General of the United States went on record saying that "Binance became the world’s largest cryptocurrency exchange in part because of the crimes it committed" and that "Binance turned a blind eye to its legal obligations in the pursuit of profit".

CZ has spent 7 years fostering a persona on X of being a helpless child that doesn't know any better meanwhile criming his way to a ~$100B net worth

Anyone who takes Binance or CZ's words at face value when they say things like "we don't charge listing fees" or "we care about community and transparency" or "our business deals with $WLFI have nothing to do with trying to get CZ pardoned" is completely brainwashed

Stop paying attention to what CZ and Binance say and start paying attention to their actions

[Leonidas 🧡 $DOG @LeonidasNFT]

Petition for @binance and @cz_binance to stop extorting nearly 10% of the supply of tokens in order to get listed

✏️ Repost to sign

[Crypto Coroner @SamFran21510833]

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[Crypto Coroner @SamFran21510833]

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[itchy @cnichhh]

Your favourite streamers, who get hundreds of millions of views per month, shill $chat every day.

Pumpfun has never pushed the streamer meta harder than right now.

This is the PERFECT storm for chat.

Pumpfun are about to tweet "yo chat"

It's coded.

[Cove @covemassey]

Yo chat sol is 240

10m TONIGHT

W in the CHAT

[VectRast @VectRastCrypto]

Here we go 500k leg is about to happen

$Faded

[COPE @CopeCoping]

WHATS UP COPERS! YOU GUYS ROCK
JUST LOCKED UP 500,000 $COPE FOR 5years

[Crypto Bulls @Crypto_Bullsss]

Like & Rt if you think #Binance       should list $GOAT 🙌

[skellem @Skellem_187]

Should I rock my $goat as my new pfp?

[Crypto Investor @altcoinGemAlert]

If you Believe Binance @binance should list @GoatcoinOnSOL_ 🚀

✍️Retweet this tweet & comment $goat

[🚨BSC Gems Alert🚨 @BSCGemsAlert]

Like & Rt if you think #Binance should list $GOAT 🙌

[Whale Satoshi @WhaleSatoshi]

Like & Rt if you think #Binance    should list $GOAT 🙌

[Forsaken_ @forrsakkenn]

It’s a cult

[Daniele Sgarbini @_sgarbini]

If $DARK doesn’t hit $210M y’all racist asf @peacefuldecay @0xfte

[liminal @Liminal1988]

Be addicted to real dopamine

[widfiretoad @widfiretoad]

Great narrative this is fast becoming kids AI companion $CURIO to combat excess screentime

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[rise_crypt @rise_crypt]

Name me a better chart?

I’ll wait

$glm

Is doing what it always was going to

The narrative is there

@a and @v hotlines are literally built with the $glm (Gooner language model)

Higher

This is gonna get more and more viral as people make more content using these features

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