Samuel Fricker

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Am I out of the loop because I don't use Twitter?

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RT @CarmellottiR: @misskate_mac FILYB

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@stevenrostron Ta da.

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Tweet.

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@JamesGayDavies I'm proud. Don't turn fat like me though.

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@ashleyblackk The pear slice? It was a witty joke.

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@ashleyblackk Bake. Apparently.

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@ashleyblackk pray, tell?

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Just fell asleep in my car and arrived two hours late to class. Whoops.

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@ashleyblackk Murphy's Effing Law.

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Can see a very luxurious face sitting on the train.

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@ashleyblackk all your posts seem to consist of you being ridiculously tired...

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is sitting next to a smelly, SMELLY woman. Another reason never to take public transport again.

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Where the eff is my effing train? Eff.

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@JamesGayDavies French, actually.

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is waaaaaaaay too full of delicious vegetarian food.

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@JamesGayDavies Its not rape. Its 'surprise sex'.

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@JamesGayDavies when did you see the back of my neck?

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Slightly drunk. Couch. Sleep. Spectacular.

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@JamesGayDavies Oh boo! Clearly a turd. Lucky you're happily married. Minus the sexual benefits. Shall I knife this douche in question?