Kasoma Bangweulu

The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night.

[Kasoma Bangweulu @Samfya1902]

Of all kitchens utensils, why did Judas choose to be tray.?

[Kasoma Bangweulu @Samfya1902]

@pureblase Yes, however the candidate that can promise to get rid of ZAQA has her full backing.

[Sentimental Foodie @SentimentalCook]

I have updated the Zambia Election Intelligence Dashboard. The analysis in the Economic Filters and Social Programs tabs was generated using @mwiyas's suggestions. This also led to the update of the 2026 Scenarios. You can checkout the dashboard at the link below. Remember...this is not a prediction. I welcome more suggestions of what other measurable factors I should include in the model.
https://t.co/Tl8svVhm4v

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

There’s an internet theory that claims this place exists in almost every city.

[Kasoma Bangweulu @Samfya1902]

A Tesla in Siavonga.

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

Petrolhead Twitter:

What’s a rare car you’ve seen in your lifetime that no one would believe if you told them?

[Kasoma Bangweulu @Samfya1902]

"Mi hate when ppl think dem can tek mi fi idiot...It really bumbos my klaat"

[Kasoma Bangweulu @Samfya1902]

Mu neighborhood namo

[Diggers.News @DiggersOfNews]

Land dispute turns ugly as man threatens to sleep with neighbour’s wife
By Peggy Mwansakilwa

A COUPLE of Obama Ranchdale has told the court how their Rastafarian neighbour subjected them to a barrage of insults during a land dispute, including claims that he would have sex with the woman because her husband was not satisfying her sexually.
The Chelstone Local Court has since ordered the neighbour,
https://t.co/C2z3gbr8bI
Read more @ https://t.co/xPDGUNkJay

[The Khalid Way @Mittawa_Atu]

So many failed talking stages that every new one feels like a simulation. The pattern has become so familiar and predictable that the moment things start falling apart, it feels like I'm reliving a scene I've already watched too many times. 💔🥲

[Kasoma Bangweulu @Samfya1902]

I can smell them...

[ammar @ammrrashd]

Only elite people remember this

[Kasoma Bangweulu @Samfya1902]

@Malik_ZMB A good number of schools are on the program in Luapula.

[OPP ZM @HonMushimba]

ANALYSIS: "ZAMBIA NEEDS SYSTEMS, NOT BAND-AIDS - DR MUSHIMBA" https://t.co/yLzILKXMzC via @ZedGossip

[Mr. George Kaunda Kunda. @Kaunda2222]

So none of you kopala twitter knows dealers in kitwe or ndola who can take this Siemens DC rectifier substation control panel?
Elo I just want K50,000 for the whole cabin.. the central unit will be mbasela.
0973679929 or 0962549991

[Guilty by association 🇿🇲 @NicklausWinter1]

The same AI you are using to make campaign posters and songs, tell it to vote for you. 🚶🚶🙎

[TheeUniverse⚡🌍⚡ @JBsuniverse1]

This Time Mu Pf Ninshi Tagwa Mu Canter Yama Campaign 😭..

[Kasoma Bangweulu @Samfya1902]

@ngomabest196 Ignorance is bliss indeed.

[Kato🧉 @katobelaShez]

I am selling this 2008 RS sports spec Honda Fit at only K110,000. Hit me up for more details, quick sale. Please RT buyer might be on your TL. @WarrenMutendi

[Kasoma Bangweulu @Samfya1902]

@Munalula91 Both, rinse at work then deep wash at home

[Kasoma Bangweulu @Samfya1902]

@Viking_earl @ssishuwa I appreciate your use of the word "CERTAIN". 🙏🏾

[Kasoma Bangweulu @Samfya1902]

You should never beg, unless when it's to differ.

[Kasoma Bangweulu @Samfya1902]

Straight up no holidays.

[.🇵🇹🇧🇷🇨🇮 @TGM_007]

June starting on a Monday? You just know it’s about to be a serious month that requires locking in

[Kasoma Bangweulu @Samfya1902]

Aaaah Politics and Administration Dichotomy

[Mutale Chali @mutachali]

Speaking of PF tribalism…

If public institutions are meant to be independent, why does the President appoint their leaders? Doesn’t that politicize them?

If we wanna end tribalism, we need to first separate politics from all our public institutions.