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@elonmuskADO ? = ✓(10)+10 if you're considering the side by side items as variable where xx = x^2

[Sam @Samgallenber]

@YourAnonNews Nothing in his tweet even suggests that.. I thought Anonymous was against putting words in people's mouths

[Sam @Samgallenber]

@JustMacksBro Imagine watching 1 Netflix documentary and thinking you're a subject matter expert

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@xmisamisaa 💩

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@xmisamisaa Sorry @Collin_Brigham better luck next time

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@JustMacksBro ����

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@NIONenad Yet there are only 280 million registered cars in China

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@JustMacksBro @TylerTatro1 She's got to be fucking with you dude

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@TylerTatro1 @JustMacksBro How often do you drive 1 mph anywhere? That's how fast you would need to drive for it to take 85 hours

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@TylerTatro1 @JustMacksBro ☠️☠️☠️

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@izzymatuszewski @JustMacksBro Damn autocorrect 😂

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@izzymatuszewski @JustMacksBro This a joke right?

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@JustMacksBro If you're girl can't figure this out, you need a new girl

[Sam @Samgallenber]

Trying out Signal as my default messaging app. Better experience than I expected!

[Sam @Samgallenber]

People who speed up in passing zones can fuck right off

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@SpaceCelia We parting that shit like Moses in the UP

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@JustMacksBro Probably your nose ring ya fag

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When iPhone users get a feature that's been available for the last 5 years on Android and they post how awesome it is... Welcome to 2015 bro

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@JustMacksBro No