sam greisman

Virgin who can't drive.

[sam greisman @SAMGREIS]

Hiiiii (with the intent of telling you I’m flaking on our plans)

[sam greisman @SAMGREIS]

Bye, chin!!!

[Cindy Hyde-Smith @cindyhydesmith]

Thank you, Mississippi.

[sam greisman @SAMGREIS]

Democrats with their best moment since 1974 and Joe Biden pops out of his iron lung…great, thanks.

[sam greisman @SAMGREIS]

We actually need more of these around the city. Its a public service to keep these dummy losers away from bars and restaurants so the rest of us can enjoy the city.

[sonya @sonyatrademark]

never seen a population that loves waiting in line as much as new yorkers. what gives

[sam greisman @SAMGREIS]

Handjobs for everyone!!!

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

GOP Rep. Lauren Boebert will lose reelection to Democrat Eileen Laubacher in Colorado, CNN projects

https://t.co/nyTHj1mvFm

[sam greisman @SAMGREIS]

Ok but not her. Thanks!

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

Interesting. Sen. Elissa Slotkin says conversations to challenge Schumer are “happening rapidly.”

[sam greisman @SAMGREIS]

Oh HELL yeah. Double down on the shit that led to the most historic midterm drubbing of all time. Keep at it my man!!

[Kaitlan Collins @kaitlancollins]

Trump announces Stephen Miller will become his new chief of staff.

[sam greisman @SAMGREIS]

When’re they changing the name back to MSNBC?

[sam greisman @SAMGREIS]

You know what? I think Mormon Wives is something we can leave behind in the Trump era

[Variety @Variety]

"The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives" star Jen Affleck has filed for divorce from Zac Affleck after seven years of marriage.

https://t.co/kEA5mQqff6

[sam greisman @SAMGREIS]

Son? Is that you?

[Grace Cathedral Park @gracecthdralprk]

The voters:

[sam greisman @SAMGREIS]

Fuck it. Bring back Buzzfeed listicles

[sam greisman @SAMGREIS]

Hassan pls show pole

[sam greisman @SAMGREIS]

Also. Pretty solid night for Ossoff 2028

[sam greisman @SAMGREIS]

Idk man. I’m gonna listen to the West Wing theme for a while

[sam greisman @SAMGREIS]

Girls and Glee returning was the sign. We just were too scared to see it

[sam greisman @SAMGREIS]

Pete Hegseth levels of drunk humanity has never seen before right now

[sam greisman @SAMGREIS]

Wobble home bitch

[Politics & Poll Tracker 📡 @PollTracker2024]

CNN: Susan Collins has conceded the US Senate race in Maine to Troy Jackson

[sam greisman @SAMGREIS]

Best democratic election night since 08???

[sam greisman @SAMGREIS]

At this point the only way this could get better is if the big thing we all want happens tonight too

[sam greisman @SAMGREIS]

You know what!? Randy Rainbow is great! Thats how good tonight is!!

[sam greisman @SAMGREIS]

Whats bigger than a tsunami?