Sam Haston

we're all stories in the end. just make it a good one, eh?

[Sam Haston @Samh546]

@elonmusk hi guys day 42. Apologies for the lack of comms I’m sure you’ve been trying to reach me, I have been very ill recently. But now back to life and here again to ask for £5 million please?
@Cobratate @TateTheTalisman

[Sam Haston @Samh546]

@elonmusk @Cobratate @TateTheTalisman evening fellas, day 41 of asking for £1million. Hope to hear from any of you soon. Also Tristan, love the suit. I will also settle for my mortgage settlement amount. DMs will be open

[Sam Haston @Samh546]

@elonmusk hello all. Day 40 of asking now, the weather is cold it’s been snowing this morning, the heating is on, I am once again asking for £1mil. I’m happy to settle for my mortgage settlement amount. @Cobratate @TateTheTalisman

[Sam Haston @Samh546]

@elonmusk good afternoon Elon. Day 39 now of asking for £1mil please? @Cobratate @TateTheTalisman I’d like to extend this offer to you 2 too. Cheers guys, speak soon

[Sam Haston @Samh546]

@elonmusk evening Elon. Day 38 of asking for £1mil. I’d settle for paying the mortgage off? If you can’t handle this request I’ve tagged some lads that might be able to. @Cobratate @TateTheTalisman

[Sam Haston @Samh546]

@elonmusk morning Elon. Day 37, hope the past couple of days have treat you well. Could you please spare £1mill?

[Sam Haston @Samh546]

@elonmusk hi Elon, say 36 of asking, any chance at a sniff of £1mil?

[Sam Haston @Samh546]

@elonmusk evening Elon, day 35 now.. but if a big day where some of the plug sockets in the house had no earth. So some tracing to resolve but got there. With £1million in shares I wouldn’t have this problem I don’t think. Do please have a think about it. Cheers mate

[Sam Haston @Samh546]

@elonmusk evening Elon. Day 34… but let’s just leave the negotiations for day.. we could just go for a pint and a few baby guinesses and see where the night takes us?

[Sam Haston @Samh546]

@elonmusk good morning Elon. Happy day 33. Just seen the below. Hope this is true and means that you are in a position to proceed with my request of £5mil either cash money or stocks to the value of. Hope to hear from you soon. Thanks mate

[Sam Haston @Samh546]

@elonmusk evening Elon, day 32 now of asking for stock to the value of £1million.

Please drop me a dm if you can accommodate this request

[Sam Haston @Samh546]

@elonmusk hello Elon, day 31 of asking g for stocks to the value of £1million. I need it to try and get out of the simulation

[Sam Haston @Samh546]

@elonmusk evening Elon. Day 30 of asking for stocks to the value of £1mil.. do you think you could do this? Please? I’ll reinvest into Tesla

[Sam Haston @Samh546]

@elonmusk hello Elon. Think I’ve cracked it. Day 29 of asking, I get it.. you might not just have millions lying around.. can I have some Tesla stock equal to the value of £1million please?

[Sam Haston @Samh546]

@elonmusk evening Elon. Day 28 of asking, nearly a whole month. Who’d have thought it. Please can I have £1mil

[Sam Haston @Samh546]

@elonmusk morning Elon, hoping to catch you in a good mood today. I am lowering my request to £1,000,000 for the next few weeks in the hope you are happier to comply with my request.

Cheers mate

[Sam Haston @Samh546]

@elonmusk evening Elon, I’ve not forgot about you. Can I have £5million please? Was hoping the lottery would come in last night so we could put all this behind us but only won a tenner unfortunately. Cheers mate

[Sam Haston @Samh546]

@elonmusk NOW IS THE TIME TO ACT! Please can I have £5million? I’d take less

Please thanks bye

[Sam Haston @Samh546]

@elonmusk evening Elon, day 24 of asking for £5mil.. please can I have £5mil?

[Sam Haston @Samh546]

@elonmusk morning Elon! Have you muted me? Weird that I’ve not heard back yet… but once again.. day 23 of asking if you can give me £5,000,000 please? Honestly.. I’d take a million