Sam Haft 🍉

Platinum-cert’d songwriter, showbiz marxist, dad. 1/2 of @LivingTombstone w @YoavLandauTweet. Tunes for @HazbinHotel (A24) & #HelluvaBoss! @SamHaft.com➡️Bsky

[Sam Haft 🍉 @SamHaft]

what a wonderful day online for people to be Normal™️ about cartoons

[The Living Tombstone @LivingTombstone]

As you saw yesterday, we are delighted to announce that we're a part of the most recent @FNFestival drop!! You can play FNAF 1 Song NOW!!

HUGE thanks to all of you for expressing interest in making this happen for years as well as @Fortnite for making the dream come true ❤️❤️

[Sam Haft 🍉 @SamHaft]

she’s honestly one of the toughest ppl I know!

[Sam Haft 🍉 @SamHaft]

when s1 of Hazbin dropped and I started getting parasocial splash damage I asked her “how do you deal with all this?” and she was like “famously not very well lol” but you’re 100% right she’s tanking a lvl of constant psychic damage that’d instantly atomize a weaker person’s mind

[🔞 PERIQUERO (Adicto a Vassago) || HB SPOILES 🔞 @unchained_hound]

Vivziepop is better than me if I had half the fucking bad faith and hatedom she gets I wouldve been on the news, I wouldve gone on a murdersuicide spree, idk who the fuck her therapist is but she needs to share numbers asap cuz that fucker does miracles.

[Sam Haft 🍉 @SamHaft]

@Angela__Plays then you’re calling the wrong IMP

[Sam Haft 🍉 @SamHaft]

technically it’s “a bunch of threes”, you just gotta eyeball it

[Dirty Destiny @aztrocandy]

555-555-443-545-664-444-077-555-551-244-455-554-444-443-333-6🦖5-442-222-333-333-333-333-333-333-322-479 is the phone number from the new episodes commercial incase you smooth brains couldn’t memorize it

[tori✈️NYC 10/24-26 @bluerosetori]

woke limp bizkit: it’s all about the he/they she/they bathroom

[Sam Haft 🍉 @SamHaft]

@DaiJyoubs Excited to play your FNAF chart!

[The Living Tombstone @LivingTombstone]

WE DID IT CHAT 🎉🎊🍾🥳🍻😭

[Sam Haft 🍉 @SamHaft]

@PartyPrat Are any of your ocs in the singles reel?

[Sam Haft 🍉 @SamHaft]

I was the jingle singers and a couple of the singles (including Fizzarolli Impression Guy)

[The Globglogabgalab / Daily TLT Cassettes. @user_38biddan]

@SamHaft Did you do the vocals on that song? Sounds a lot like you

[Sam Haft 🍉 @SamHaft]

@user_38biddan I did!

[Sam Haft 🍉 @SamHaft]

Fun fact: there was at one point going to be an alternate version of this song with a three minute phone number but I completely forgot to make it

[Hellaverse On Prime @HellaversePrime]

Disclaimer: I.M.P. is in no way affiliated with I.M.P.

[Sam Haft 🍉 @SamHaft]

Just realized I have written or produced on literally 100% of the songs that have come out so far this season of Helluva Boss??? feeling lots of love and appreciation for spindle’s trust in me :) THANX 🫶

[Hellaverse On Prime @HellaversePrime]

Disclaimer: I.M.P. is in no way affiliated with I.M.P.

[Sam Haft 🍉 @SamHaft]

@dgaray01 my only RVA experience outside our hotel room was going to Sunday Bagel but that place was unbelievably great

[Sam Haft 🍉 @SamHaft]

Check it out!!

https://t.co/HHJG1YbWVb

[Sam Haft 🍉 @SamHaft]

oh yeah my IMMEDIATELY MEET PEOPLE helluva boss song came out!!

You can literally watch me make it on camera in this songwriting class I published if you like! :) linked below

[Sam Haft 🍉 @SamHaft]

gang this is not a leak, I made this song *on camera* in a course that released like two years ago lmao 💀 Viv and Adam Neylan are in it too!

[mineda @ta_mnt0]

spooky🎶💀scary🎵💀skeletons🎶💀

[Sam Haft 🍉 @SamHaft]

motherfucker I’m like an hour into Ventus’ campaign in KH:BBS and the last boss I fought was literally a large housecat and now I have to fight *Maleficent*???