Sam Harrison

31, cardboard enthusiast, Rosa’s dad

[Damian Low @DamianLow3]

The Angela Rayner scandal ran on repeat for days on end by The Mail and GB News.

Richard Tice - no mentions at all.

Why would that be?

[Wes Streeting @wesstreeting]

Farage has announced his Shadow Cabinet, with no Health Secretary.

Presumably because if he becomes Prime Minister, there’ll be no NHS.

[Football Away Days @FBAwayDays]

This is absolutely insane, The Morocco players and staff tried their best to stop the Senegal goalie from getting to his towel during the game. 🫣

The reserve goalie had to literally battle with them to get it to him. 👏

The AFCON was insane. 🤯

[Sam Harrison @SamHarrison23]

@UndrTheCosh Absolutely reeks of Parkin

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

No matter how much I wipe, it never gets clean. Thinking of getting a bidet but don't know how to pass it off to the partner as anything other than a 40 year person seemingly incapable of wiping their own arse.

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

UKIP's proposed new logo.

Fucking HELL.

[FootballJOE @FootballJOE]

This Liverpool buying the league narrative needs to be stopped 😤❌

Unbelievable summer from the reigning champions, great selling + buying 👏

[Taj Ali @Taj_Ali1]

Happy Oswald Mosley being knocked out by Manchester anti-fascists day to all who celebrate. (1962)

[mooms : WCP (world cup pervert) @Danny_McMoomins]

How many do you check off? I'm in treble figures these days. (2/2)

[Armando Iannucci @Aiannucci]

You are a dangerous fool.

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

We now have the first cabinet in history made up entirely of state school educated MPs

[Stephen Sackur @stephensackur]

THREAD:

1. PERSONAL NEWS:
Today BBC News has announced plans to close @BBCHARDtalk after 3 decades holding the world’s politicians and powerbrokers to account. This is sad news for me personally, but much more important, I think it’s depressing news for the BBC🧵

[SimpsonsEFL @EflSimpsons]

“Jhon Duran, you are 40 yards from goal.
May I suggest ‘take a touch’?

You have entered ‘POWER DRIVE’”

[Sam Harrison @SamHarrison23]

Incrediblé

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

Andy Carroll made his Bordeaux debut today, scoring twice, including this equaliser to make it 2-2 in the 88th minute.

Glorious scenes behind the goal.

[Sam Harrison @SamHarrison23]

@DexterRobinsonn @7VENFC @HUSCWEDNESDAY @CraigAltringham @LiamGrieveson Did well in the window bringing them in from Eastern europe. Not to mention a solid display from the late Jimmy Grieves in the middle.

[Michael Thomas @curious_founder]

I think about this cartoon a lot.

[@joshfwd.bsky.social @JoshFwd]

for some reason Boris Johnson was missing from that declared accepted gifts chart.

i fixed it.

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.

[Eugene @eugeneh84]

Not the worst thing to happen to Franz Ferdinand in a car

[Rory Stewart @RoryStewartUK]

This - from Private Eye - illustrates why it was reasonable to question the sentence lengths given to the Stop Oil protestors @RestIsPolitics

[Sam Harrison @SamHarrison23]

@Oliver_Wok @JackGr4y Some real vision in there