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I once was in an elevator with Jessie Eisenberg

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Cockeysville Maryland, Loch Raven Reservoir

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This new Rani Malek movie looks awesome. It’s a bummer Rami Malek is in it. #twitterdoyourthing #sonic

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Watching NBA Highlights this morning. Question, can Dalton Knecht score without commentators saying “with the connection” or “Connects”

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@ForrestPeterman Hateful retweet? Bringing back old twitter! Let’s do it!

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I’m sure someone has tweeted this before, but I’m trying to bring back old twitter, but why are Netflix’s closed captioning so much better than any other streaming service or cable?

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Marcus Smart, who is on the Wizards, just took a charge. He proceeded to do one of the “acrobatic spring ups”. The announcer responds “that may be play of the year!”
A season I hope I forget soon.

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Pam is a bad character in the office. #bringingbackoldstyletweets

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@slammee Was there any other DC sports pregame to be watching on Sunday?

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Actual graphic from Wizards pregame today. What are we doing here? Comparing the MVP of the leagues drives per game to a player’s points per game.

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Just got back on Twitter, why is my algorithm a bunch of posts giving rookie of the year to people other than Jayden Daniels? Am I missing something here?

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These swimming Olympic trials are great TV. Just always showing events, no major breaks, race after race.

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Jesus died for this

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You know how like in the 1920s everyone wore those big coats and hats? And we look at that and are like “weird, but I guess that was the style/trends.” Is our version of that workout clothes? Like will that be weird to people 100 years from now? #tuesdaythoughts

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Can someone else check their Disney Plus for me? I’m seeing that 8mm is on Disney Plus… 8mm, yeah “that Nic Cage Movie” is on Disney Plus.

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Halliburton is everything Trae Young thinks he is.

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Gilbert Arenas stories are getting close to Chuck Norris level. Not there yet, and slightly different feel, but close.

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Playoff Tweets from an NBA fan who didn’t watch much this year:
So Embiid is just “always hurt”? MVP and the plan isn’t just give it to him against Robinson or Hartenstein?

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Succession is the most rewatchable TV series of all time

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Playoff Tweets from a lifetime Basketball fan who hasn’t watched 5 full games all year:
Deandre Jordan is still playing!

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Playoff Tweets from a lifetime Basketball fan who hasn’t watched 5 full games all year:
Tristan Thompson is still playing!