Sam Harper

Screenwriter: Rookie of The Year; Cheaper By The Dozen; Just Married; Rio.

[Sam Harper @SamHHarper]

Truly horrible update In iBooks has made large print obsolete. Bad for all us visually impaired. Zoom feature a nightmare, not an alternative. Bring back large print! @applesupport #doesapplecareaboutvisuallyimpaired

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I guess The steroids are working

[Mary L Trump @MaryLTrump]

I reserve my sympathy, empathy, and despair for those who are sick and for those who have died because they were misled, lied to, or ignored.

Wear a fucking mask.

#VOTE

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@neurotic_parent That was the worst thing I’ve ever seen, and I wrote Housebroken

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If Trump wins, I’m gone to the clouds of Venus

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The trees are watching and they don’t approve

[Bill Kristol @BillKristol]

In Donald Trump's America, Roger Stone is rewarded for lying and Lt. Col. Vindman is punished for telling the truth.

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@CowboysNation4L Elizabeth Rothman

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Brie better mention me in her speech or I'm going to throw a fit. #Oscars #housebroken

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Charlize needs to eat a fudgesicle or two. #Oscars

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Charlotte Rampling rules. #Oscars

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Flacco missed his mark. #good signforpanthers

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Hard to believe that Scott Walker, aka Barney Fife, thought he couldn't win. #takeawalkerscott

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