Sam Holcomb

Only here so I don’t get fined

[alexSSN @alexSSN]

Hey man, that’s really awesome that you saved some of your 4th of July fireworks so you could set them off at noon on the 13th of July

[BIG BAD CHUCK ✰ @yawningemoji]

diarrhea would have to be coming out of my eyes for me to switch up on the bell i’m so sorry

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

@GoonersDream @MarinoMLB stop gooning and learn ball

[k @kurtos]

beating a record just recently held by deaaron fox in the finals

[S1apSh0es @S1apSh0es]

By the Nine Divines! He has that shit ON!!!

[Ben Houselog @benlikessport]

Usually it’s called soccer

But tomorrow night in Seattle, for one day only against Belgium

It’s called Monday Night Football.

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

THEO VON: then he took my nose. he took it. it was in his hand he showed me

JOE ROGAN: wow. i didn't know you could do that

THEO: yes it was right in his fingers. i swear to god

JOE: wow. wow

THEO: i started freaking out but then he put it back

JOE: oh thank god. thank god

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

That’s history right there, you understand? 🇺🇸

[kate wehwalt @mcmansionhell]

this may be one of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

free folarin balogun

[Harrison Faigen @hmfaigen]

Oh noooo. I just imagined Austin having to break the news 😭

Austin: “Bronny. Buddy, come here, i have to tell you something”

Bronny: “is it a ice cweam twip”

Austin: “No buddy. I’m sorry... Your dad informed the Lakers he is going to continue his career elsewhere”

Bronny: *runs off in tears* “NOOO MY DAD GOT TWADED”

[Onyx @OnyxOdds]

@ShamsCharania Ja Morant pulling up to Portland to bring the Jail Blazers back

[Mostly Peaceful Memes @MostlyPeaceful]

U.S. BECOMES FIRST NATION TO HOST A FIFA WORLD CUP TEAM AND AIR STRIKE THAT TEAM’S COUNTRY ON THE SAME DAY

[Brian Ross @brewmeone]

Australians watching their team go down 0-2 to Team USA…

[Blake Griffin @blakegriffin23]

Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster.

[Seattle Seahawks @Seahawks]

Friendly reminder why we picked at 32. 😌

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

maybe my favorite tweet ever

[bart @soxbart]

This is what Aaron Judge sees in high leverage at bats

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

He who controls the spice controls the flavor