Sam Carrington

Joker, smoker and a midnight toker.

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@cricket_broken He looks like a man bowling at junior cricketers, but they were some of the best batsmen in the world. What a legend.

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@sadienine @BBCEssex @smirkexperience Great fun night. So pleased you could make it MAS. Xx

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Just settling down to watch the match. I reckon we can give ‘em a good game. #ENGvRSA

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I know why broadcasters prefer stroke play events, but it’s such a shame there aren’t more match play events like this. It’s so raw, I love all the psychology involved. @DellMatchPlay

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@maxrushden BREAKING NEWS-Max and Barry actually meet beforehand to PLAN this!

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@TheBarmyArmy ☝️

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@emilyempower Many congrats Emily. X

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@itvfootball @GarethBale11 He’s 1 of the best golfers isn’t he?

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@hereforthegosso Yep. The allegations get less and less sensational with every 1. No 1 wins really do they?

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If him and his Mrs want to leave the Royal Family then fine- just piss off and get on with your lives. The prob is they know the only way they can stay relevant is by telling tales in books, interviews and podcasts. It’s pathetic. #PrinceHarryhasgonemad

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@ESPNcricinfo Renegades. Nice to see the poms dominating… pominating if you will.

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I’m gonna start calling him Pushy Sunak. He’s not letting her get a word in edgeways atm. #BBCOurNextPM

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@grinsteadprkrun @parkrunUK Ha- that was a lot of fun. I think I might do that 1 solo next time though! 😳 Massive thanks to all the volunteers who make that possible and we’re polite enough to stick around the 4 hours it took us 3 to complete the course!

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More time wasted trying to talk to @BTBusiness -it must be 10s of hours now. You people are a joke. I must contact some of my consumer journalist friends. Shocking story to come.

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Hi @BTBusiness -apart from on here how can I make a complaint please? Order placed over a month ago and still no wifi. Unhelpful staff, ridiculous security levels and dates continually moving backwards. Not cool.

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Jones is like Mourinho- short sharp shock tactics that work, then wear off.
Row him out I say.
#ENGvIRE

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This is my daughter on a toy car in play area. @gearvenonline aren’t answering my messages about where her birthday present is I wonder if @facebookapp and @instagram are happy about companies like this bombarding parents with ads for products that don’t turn up on time? 🙁

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Hey @gearven Do you answer people's mails ever?

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Chris Witty is sposed to be the genius saving us all from this new, complex virus, so we can ‘defeat it’ according to Boris, but can’t apparently use a clicker.
‘Next slide eplease... not too far, 1 back.’
It’s 2 fuckin’ buttons mate!

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@LewisMoody7 Agreed mad dog. I don’t think every 1 appreciates the long term effect this lockdown will have, I think more lives will be lost by they these measures myself.