Samantha

uh huh honey

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

He is Grisen

[Samantha @SamiCini]

I will be buying every pregnant woman I know a squatty potty going forward because pregnancy constipation is literally the worst

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“thank god it’s the weekend”

me Saturday and Sunday:

[dallas @dallas__texas]

when the starbucks app sends me a notification that my order is ready when i didn’t place an order

[T @tylerthecreator]

NOVEMBER 11th and 12th: https://t.co/E8a5h3ROLJ

[laura @oipedrito]

PEDRO PASCAL AND HIS SLUTTY LITTLE KNEE

[Samantha @SamiCini]

@mariabradyyy *whispers* Nashville

[T @tylerthecreator]

blow my load from cherry bomb was not an exaggeration i love doing that shit

[Samantha @SamiCini]

Not gonna lie, had to go to therapy because I was triggered every time I had to take a tampon out after my experience with an iud

[Samantha @SamiCini]

I just spent 15 minutes on tik tok and I think I have been initiated into the Joe Burrow cult

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Sad girl winter

[Samantha @SamiCini]

This is truly the coolest fucking thing I’ve seen all week

[Evanescence @evanescence]

We’re excited to announce that we’ve partnered with HipDot to create this Fallen CD eyeshadow palette to celebrate its 20th anniversary this year!

It's vegan, free of harmful ingredients, cruelty-free, and curated to embrace all skin tones.

https://t.co/y4fRl08TxG

[Samantha @SamiCini]

Who did I think I was trying any other flavor of sun chip besides garden salsa

[NWS Nashville @NWSNashville]

It is currently 10° warmer in Anchorage, Alaska (42°) than in Nashville, Tennessee (32°).

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

When it starts getting dark by 5pm

[Ron Nirenberg @Ron_Nirenberg]

Last name, Ever. First name, Lamest.

Reminder:

[Samantha @SamiCini]

Also why aren’t people still talking about that album?

[Samantha @SamiCini]

I want to have a renaissance party and just play that album nonstop and just dance