Me: I’m not an open person.
Also me: telling my wax specialist that I met 2 minutes ago my star signs, career goals, and social security number while laying half naked on a table...
I just told this guy I accidentally have 4 jobs rn so I’m super busy and he responded “gosh that’s a lot I hope you know what you’re doing.” OBVIOUSLY I DON’T KNOW WHAT IM DOING I HAVE 4 JOBS. But also I never asked for your opinion so have a great life 🥰
“The devil works hard, but The Bachelor producers work harder.” @abby_zaleski
My condolences to the PAs that had to carry a couch in and out of the woods 😂😂
@camv522 I was straight up about to say that.... like seeester you’re displaced because of a pandemic so mayhaps if we all sanitize on our sanitation breaks we could all go back to being ✨magical✨ and crying every time we hear “bring the action”