Steve

Rennwagen Member, Strength Asylum Gym Advocate, Coz i aint smiling....doesnt mean i'm miserable! Staffs U.K.

[Steve @Samilward]

@TTnoPass Take it down you scumbags. It’s real people, have some respect!!

[Steve @Samilward]

@SamaHoole “Add a little weight next session. Try for 4. Hit 3 again, you're still ahead of where the high-rep crowd will ever be”- but still be way behind those hitting 8. There’s you pushing content for PT business or there’s every Mr O for past 30 yrs not lauding 3 rep sets, decisions!

[Stephen Nolan @StephenNolan]

£350 living rooms gigs are not a fall from grace - broadcaster Iain Lee @iainlee hits back at the tabloids

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Daaaang. The Twisted Sister dude is not gonna take it!

[abymael @abymaelx]

O talento e a flexibilidade de Maya Schonbrun, atualmente a primeira bailarina do Balé Real Sueco.

[Steve @Samilward]

@Nigel_Farage For a gift of £5 million would you reconsider ?

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

I am the Head of Product at Trump Mobile. There is no product. I have the best job in America.

590,000 people paid $100 each to preorder a gold phone that does not exist. That is $59 million. My KPI is deposit velocity. I have a whiteboard in my office that says DEPOSIT VELOCITY. There is nothing else on the whiteboard.

We announced the phone June 2025. Gold case. American flag on the back. "Made in the USA." Ship date: August. I moved it to November. Then December. Then Q1 2026. Then mid-March. Each time I sent 590,000 people an email that said "exciting update." The exciting update was that the phone still did not exist. In April I deleted the ship date from the website entirely. I got a standing ovation on the all-hands. That was our most successful product milestone.

The phone is a $499 gold Android. 50MP camera. 6.78-inch display. Fingerprint sensor. I have never held one. Nobody on earth has held one. We got the T1 certified for network compatibility in March. We celebrated like we'd shipped. We did not ship. We certified the concept of a phone. The network said: if this thing existed, it could connect. We called that a breakthrough.

On April 6th I updated the terms and conditions. "A preorder deposit does not guarantee that a Device will be produced or made available for purchase." Trump Mobile does not guarantee regulatory approval. Does not guarantee production. Does not guarantee delivery. Does not guarantee the phone will exist. The deposit is non-transferable and carries no independent cash value. I have the printout framed in my office next to the whiteboard. That is the only thing we have shipped on schedule. 

"Made in the USA" lasted three months. Became "American-proud design." Then "designed with American values in mind." We manufacture overseas. Final assembly of 10 components happens in Miami. We counted putting the flag sticker on the back as one of the 10. While 590,000 people wait for their gold phone, we are currently selling refurbished iPhones. Made in China. With a Trump logo on the box. For $47.45 a month on T-Mobile's network. We are reselling another company's network at a patriotic markup. The plan is called the 47 Plan. The 47 is the only original thing about it.

An intern asked me last month when we are going to build the phone. I promoted her to VP of Customer Expectations.

Senator Warren wrote the FTC in January. I am not worried. We will have launched the next product before they finish reading the letter. That is always the math. I know the math because I have been watching it evolve for years.

Trump University promised education. Delivered weekend seminars in hotel conference rooms. 5,000 students. Settled for $25 million. That was version 1.0. You had to rent the room. You had to print the binder. You had to hire the speaker. You had to settle. Three entire obligations.

$TRUMP memecoin. No education. No binder. No room. Peaked at $75. Now $2.80. Down 96%. 1 billion tokens minted. 80% went to the team. 45 wallets gained $1.2 billion on launch night while everyone else watched their screens. For every dollar insiders made, retail lost twenty. That was version 2.0. You did not have to build anything. You did not have to hire anyone. You just had to press mint. Two obligations eliminated.

$MELANIA. Same model. Launched 48 hours later on the same audience. Down 99%. 24 wallets bought $2.6 million worth exactly 2.5 minutes before the First Lady's announcement. One wallet turned $681,000 into $39 million in 24 hours. The team controls 92% of supply. Her launch crashed her husband's token by 50% in the same hour. That was version 2.1. A patch, not a release. You did not even need a new customer base. You could cannibalize the last one.

WLFI. World Liberty Financial. The President's crypto project. Took $500 million from 600,000 wallets. Tokens locked. Cannot sell. Cannot transfer. Cannot leave. Team holds 73% of supply and votes to unlock itself. The project's advisor borrowed $75 million on a lending platform he co-founded. Using investor tokens as collateral. On a protocol where the project is 82.7% of total value locked. Other depositors could not withdraw. The President's family takes 75 cents of every dollar. That was version 3.0. You did not have to deliver anything. You did not have to pretend anything would go up. You just had to lock the door and keep the key. One obligation remaining: the smart contract.

Trump Mobile is version 4.0.

I did not have to mint a token. Did not have to write a smart contract. Did not have to lock a single wallet. Did not have to build a lending platform or freeze a billionaire or rig a governance vote. I put a flag on a gold rectangle that does not exist, opened a deposit page, collected $59 million from 590,000 Americans, and then updated the terms to say the deposit does not guarantee the rectangle will ever be real.

The version history, in case you are keeping score:

1.0 — Had to rent a room. Had to settle.
2.0 — Had to mint. Didn't have to build.
2.1 — Didn't even need new customers.
3.0 — Didn't have to deliver. They couldn't leave.
4.0 — Didn't have to promise. They paid for the flag.

Each version removes one obligation. University had three. We are down to zero. My product roadmap is one slide. It says DEPOSITS.

Version 5.0 will not need the webpage.

The phone was never the product. The deposit was always the product. The flag was the conversion funnel. The name was the close. The terms update was the only deliverable. "Made in the USA" was the positioning until it wasn't and then "American values" was the positioning until that stops working and then we will find new words that mean nothing and those will work too because the words were never the product either.

I am the Head of Product at Trump Mobile. I have never made a phone. I have made $59 million. The product is the transaction. Delivery is a legacy feature from version 1.0 and we deprecated it three versions ago.

[Official Motörhead @myMotorhead]

Today we raise a glass to Phil Campbell on what would’ve been his 65th.
A true force — rocker, prankster, and core of Motörhead’s sound.

Missed every day. His riffs still roar — loud, raw & truthful.

Loved forever. Never forgotten.

#Motörhead #PhilCampbell #BornToRaiseHell

[Steve @Samilward]

@JohnWight1 Not incapacitated, still armed and still struggling - the exact opp of incapacitated. If you are up against an assailant holding a knife and puts up resistance, feel free to take up your position, see if you still have all your fingers or sport a second smile from your larynx!

[Metalmike @Metalmike3]

Lemmy #Motörhead

[Steve @Samilward]

@ScottJenningsKY go fuck yourself you deplorable grifter. You have zero self respect, you are a leach for hire. Informed people know exactly what you are!

[Pinkglitch404 @Pinkglitch404]

Wow! This vet has a great point.

[Steve @Samilward]

@RugbyInsideLine Cringeworthy, ZERO intent in any of this. Hard to imagine a more beta look/interaction. Throw something or walk on by, the alternative is this beta mess

[Newyddion S4C @NewyddionS4C]

🏉⛳ Fe wnaeth Andy Powell gyrraedd gêm rygbi elusennol ym Mhenarth ddydd Gwener mewn bygi golff

Mae’r cyn chwaraewr proffesiynol yn enwog am gael ei arestio am yrru bygi golff i lawr yr M4 ar ôl buddugoliaeth Cymru dros yr Alban yn 2010

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Because he didn't get congressional approval is why. Are you MAGA dumb or just dumb?

[Alexandra @Alexandr4Denman]

This local butcher Dissects a piece of so roasting beef from a supermarket compared to buying from them or straight from a farmer and their websites ! We should all be buying from farmers and butchers if you’re lucky to have one ! We are being charged ridiculous money from shops

[NukeTaco ™️🇺🇸 @TacoforFive1]

I love the way his father pays attention to every detail while he helps him get ready for prom. The send off is so special!

Not a special needs mom over here ugly crying. 😭

[Steve @Samilward]

@SenTedCruz Chose not to do it quietly though hey?

[Appetite For Distortion🎙️ @TheAFDPodcast]

Clip from last night's performance of "It's So Easy" featuring Slash, Duff, Steven Adler, Gilby Clarke, and Taime Downe on vocals.

Video via Vicky Hamilton who curated the event. "Rock for Jennifer! Beyond beyond! Jennifer smile’s from above! What a super night!" - Vicky

[Rogue POTUS Staff @RoguePOTUSStaff]

Robert Mueller was a decorated US Marine who received the Bronze Star with V (valor) device and the Purple Heart in Vietnam.

This other guy had sex with hookers while hoping to avoid VD, eventually to receive a FIFA participation trophy.

Thank you for your service Mr. Mueller.