Sami VonSchweetz

Booze Dudes Tattoos. FreeRadical Scavenger. Troll Life

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My Apple Watch died and I’m annoyed I didn’t get credit for my 4+ mile hike today.

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@dmckague @FedEx That’s like asking your family doctor to be on time to your appt…

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Buca De Beppo is straight up unhinged. Why is there so many pictures of naked men statues?

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2 of the best feelings in the world- a new perfect bra, and new perfect black jeans. @universalstand black jeans just give the feels.

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@mountainlakeair I haven’t watched the Whale yet but general feeling is fat people know it’s fat phobia and not fat people think it’s wonderful.

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@mountainlakeair We are in LA for a concert

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In bed at 9pm on a Friday. Peak 37. It’s ok, I have to be up at 3:30. AM! Gross #SingTheSorrow

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Let me help you with that headline- Robert Blake, known best for killing wife died at 89, 80 years too late.

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

Robert Blake, known for his roles in the TV crime series "Baretta" and films "In Cold Blood" and "Lost Highway," has died at 89 https://t.co/hMzYnhBrMx

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I got a new shirt. I ruined said shirt when it got stuck to a picture on a wall at a bar. Sam things.

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No matter how old you get, getting drunk is still funny and you still have to tell your friends you are drunk… before they arrive… bye bye sober January/February.

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I got rid of 3 bags of clothes today. Yikes. I have a problem.

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My back windshield wiper disappeared off my car… 🫣

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@misshmhm Where did y’all land?

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I can’t believe there’s people out there that don’t have ringing in their ears at all times.

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I went from an incredibly full day to an empty day. 8 hours turned into 2.5 hours. Fucking worst. Cancellations can suck it.

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One year ago my 6 months car insurance was $659, today I paid my 6 months of car insurance and it was $979. Umm… what?

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Working late tonight and early tomorrow. Feeling a bit nervous about this potential ice storm…

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Padme would never fall for an incel like Anakin without palpatine pulling the strings.

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My cats are acting bored tonight

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@Avashlong GunR.