Samantha Stewart

I do Spartan Races, crossfit, dance, and MMA for fun.
Utah
Not that interesting at all

[Samantha Stewart @SamiStewart]

I might have forgotten that people still use twitter tbh

[Samantha Stewart @SamiStewart]

https://t.co/F4KaIGTULN
Weird of me to ask, but I could really use help #fundraising #fundraiser

[Samantha Stewart @SamiStewart]

Anyone looking for a #GREENDAY #ticket for tonight at Usana? I've got a pit ticket I'm looking to get rid of

[Samantha Stewart @SamiStewart]

@alt1019 Ay, are you guys at pride this year? I can't find your booth anywhere!

[Samantha Stewart @SamiStewart]

If I go to #UtahPride alone, how awkward is it gonna be? Or will everyone there be inclusive and not shun me?

[Samantha Stewart @SamiStewart]

Hey peoples, what are your favorite places to see mandalas and lotus's tattooed on girls? #tattoo #mandala #Lotus #tattooaddicts #helpmeout

[Samantha Stewart @SamiStewart]

@Power949SLC I love you guys, but can we please change up the songs a bit? If I hear Stay, Closer, or It Ain't Me again, I may just cry.

[Samantha Stewart @SamiStewart]

So I was going to get the #SpartanRace logo on my body somewhere, and ended up getting this instead. I'll get the medal tattooed eventually

[Samantha Stewart @SamiStewart]

@thornews do you guys know anything about Lagoon day, tomorrow? Can we drive ourselves or do we have to take the bus?

[Samantha Stewart @SamiStewart]

Do me a favor and don't try to make small talk with me. Ask me the question and then move on. I don't wanna talk to you #retail

[Samantha Stewart @SamiStewart]

"WoW aRe YoU hUnGoVeR"

No. Back the fuck up, shitstain. It's a black eye and I don't need you all trying to guess why I have it

[Samantha Stewart @SamiStewart]

Hey #medicine people. Got stitches in my eyebrow on Thursday night. Still swollen to infinity. How do I get it to go down?

[Samantha Stewart @SamiStewart]

Life is short and we're all gonna die someday anyway, so hell yeah I'm getting a milkshake tonight and another #tattoo in two weeks

[Samantha Stewart @SamiStewart]

I am 103% the person that will hug you and apologize 12,000 times if I accidentally hurt you. Even if it was just a small minor thing

[Samantha Stewart @SamiStewart]

Every time I remember the lack of creativity in the word "fireplace" I get a little more angry at the world

[Samantha Stewart @SamiStewart]

Tf you mean I'm wrong sir? I work here and told you exactly where it was. It was there when I walked you to it. Exactly where I said

[Samantha Stewart @SamiStewart]

Why won't anyone date me? All I need is water, raspberries, and sleep. I'm so low maintenance. I'd never cheat b/c I'm always asleep

[Samantha Stewart @SamiStewart]

"Wow you really have your life together!"

Sir, I just ate a half pound wedge of cheese in my car because I do not have my life together

[Samantha Stewart @SamiStewart]

Apparently my little sister is super convinced that I'm a smoker. I run with her everyday and I work at Walmart. I'm not a fucking smoker

[Samantha Stewart @SamiStewart]

It's a dance concert with the theme "poetry" and my class is doing a fucking dance to the Dr Seuss vs Shakespeare epic rap battle of history