Samantha Mitchell

Writer. Specializing in hand-crafted, artisanal adventure stories, all-American satire, and high-mileage pulp fiction. Not available for weddings.

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@Koncerna The Spookening

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@Amber_journ I like the way you think #maythebestnerdwin

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@Koncerna Now put on a tutu and ride your bike thru town while yelling this at the top of your lungs. That’s what the cool kids do

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@Lin_Manuel This has been bothering me for a while -- WHAT THE EFF WAS HIS RHYME??? Thanks for clearing up my confusion

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@HamiltonMusical @VICE I saw him last week and damn near fell out of my seat. “Alex-AAAAAAAANDEEEERRRRRRR...” *faints dead away*

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@HamiltonMusical @Lin_Manuel Just saw Ham in PDX. Every-damn-body in that cast and crew killed it dead. Thought the roof would lift off the place. #spectacular #whatanight

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@johngreen He’s off drinking the heart out of a fine spring afternoon 😢

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@hankgreen Pisces, this month is a great time to come here and to eat dinner, but watch out for the kind of people who have been there to help.
I... have so many questions.

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Sean Hughes ❤

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Raise your hand if your phone has ever autocorrected a typo, which you then mis-corrected back and sent just for the lolz

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@hankgreen I sit at a computer all day--I'm an editor. I love it to bits, tho, so not sure if that's helpful

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BREAKING: It's definitely better to be nice to people and not be a dick. We'll update you as and when we have more on this story.

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@AdviceToWriters Why is this so perfect?

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The Comet has left the sky (for now), but the memory of its glory lingers on. #IntoANewLife

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@GreatCometBway If I were not myself, but the richest woman in the world--& if I were free--I would this moment fly to 19th century Russia

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@dave_malloy @thefabunicorn This got me right when I woke up & I was not ready 😂😂😂

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@Lin_Manuel I speak on behalf of all Twitterico when I say I missed the hell out of you. So happy you had a jolly holiday

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@GreatCometBway I am obsessed with these

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@Lin_Manuel @nytimes Cheers for making me cry on this sunny Tuesday. And when I say cheers, I do really mean thank-you, w/o snark or sarcasm

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@rudyhuyn I'm having an issue with 6tag. A video I made has been "ecoding" for the past two days now