Nofuckinbody

Enjoys Klonapin and Asian noodle soups. Accept that. Except that what?

[Nofuckinbody @SamJPitman]

@thoughtsithink When the dodgers need to know when this season went south, they can point to this very moment and you brining back that fucking obnoxious #thisteam hashtag. U did this. Just know that.

[New York Mets @Mets]

Salami time!

@Delta | #LGM

[The Players’ Tribune @PlayersTribune]

How sweep it is! 🧹

The @nyknicks are in the NBA Finals for the first time since 1999. Following a historic Game 1, we gave @joshhart’s wife, @_shannondesiree, our camcorder for Game 2 at @thegarden with special appearances by Ali Brunson and @jordynwoods.

Relive it all, Knicks fans — roll the tape. 📹

[The Dan Le Batard Show @LeBatardShow]

"Grow up. You're a father. I don't want our children having a culture where mommy and daddy's tone in this house is based on the Philadelphia Eagles. It's so stupid." – @DMRussini shreds her husband for moping around the house after Eagles' losses. 😂😂

📺 https://t.co/P69hlJBm01

[Nofuckinbody @SamJPitman]

PASSOVER MIRACLE!!! WE DONT WIN THESE GAMES!!!!

[Nofuckinbody @SamJPitman]

If the @nyknicks lose tomorrow I’m just gonna sit in bed all weekend listening to all 31 songs on repeat and weep #TTPD

[Tommy Beer @TommyBeer]

Josh Hart is currently averaging 42.8 minutes per game since the All-Star Break.

The only two players to average more than 39 MPG post All-Star Break over the past 15 years are:
Jimmy Butler in 2013-14
Luol Deng in 2011-2012

[Nofuckinbody @SamJPitman]

@thoughtsithink Completely unclear as to what u being alone has to do with trying to get on Jumbotron

[Nofuckinbody @SamJPitman]

Great performance by Kelly, but watch it to see @dan_aykroyd on keys.

[The Kelly Clarkson Show @KellyClarksonTV]

Sink your teeth into this @oliviarodrigo #Kellyoke 🧛‍♀️ #vampire #Halloween

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

Gonna guess this is because they’ve seen the film of Mac playing football this season. That’s my working theory right now.

[Nofuckinbody @SamJPitman]

@NathanCHubbard @NoraPrinciotti #erastourla6

[Nofuckinbody @SamJPitman]

https://t.co/XoV3LWbVpV

[Nofuckinbody @SamJPitman]

@thedimishra What's the playlist called? Want to search it and use it today

[James Cromwell 🐷 @jamesocromwell]

It begins with the words.
Nothing happens without them. Sometimes, the writing achieves transcendence, but, in every case, it’s seminal. I got to a give a brilliant speech recently, which not only explicated my and my brother’s characters, it illuminated an entire narrative. 1/3

[Nofuckinbody @SamJPitman]

@RachSydneyAlter @wearewildfang What!?!? Of all days to not be at paramount!!!

[Nofuckinbody @SamJPitman]

@joshgad Hart has 2 fouls. Stop crying.

[Nofuckinbody @SamJPitman]

@joshgad Barrett has 2 fouls. Brunson has 2 fouls. Hartenstein has 2 fouls. What game are u watching!?!?

[Nofuckinbody @SamJPitman]

@taylorswift13 @gracieabrams coming to show in Nashville on Sunday. I’m @WGAWest proud. Taylor, if ur not wga yet u will be w ur movie. Gracie, ur fam is wga. How bout a shoutout/tweet of solidarity and support for wga? We need all the help we can get. @taylornation13

[Nofuckinbody @SamJPitman]

@thoughtsithink Was rocky ii on YouTubetv? This tweet makes no sense.