sam 🤍

[chrysoprase queen @anahatasol]

“you’re so self aware” thanks it’s ruining my life

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

the next time everyone’s about to make a lot of money super easily could someone shoot me a text

[No It’s Not @VeroniKaboom]

What is today? The 4th? The 5th? The minor fall? The major lift? idek

[pauline @vampireprada]

it really does be like that

[Audrey Kaufman @KaufmanAudrey]

my job is being the sweetest girl in the world but I can understand how, to the untrained eye, it appears that I am unemployed

[𝑒𝓂 @regularbackwood]

i would like to live inside paul milinski’s dreamscapes

[martyna @_babyfrog]

i think about this illustration by cécile dormeau a lot

[taylor @famouslytaylor]

every time i see COVID-19 written out i read it to the tune of “come on eileen.” if i have to bear this burden so do all of you

[JP @jpbrammer]

my thought on Stevie Nicks is that if you write Landslide everyone should let you do pretty much whatever you want after, including crimes

[prettier jesus @bxsel]

Didn’t get a top 1% message for Spotify just goes to show how unpredictable and mysterious and hot I am I guess

[Michael Ognar @michaelognar]

Nobody:

Me after eating an entire bag of Hot Cheetos in one sitting:

[𝔐 @vsmarzz]

houseplants b like due to personal reasons i will be passing away...

[bri ˚꩜｡⋆₊⊹ @ufobri]

thank god netflix is taking off the office u guys need another personality trait