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@trippyhippiex Auntie sam says Phoenix isn’t allowed there anymore and to call me when the boys want to play sick or not 🙂 I HATE dog parks I could never. We can take them to our favorite place off leash it’s like 10 mins away from you

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I could get mauled by a vehicle full speed and you put call me the breeze on... I’ll be in a great mood

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We took motley to a party on Saturday and he just stayed by my side and wanted belly rubs from everyone... so that’s it.. now I have no excuse to not bring him to every gathering I go to from now on 🤷🏽‍♀️

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Whenever joe has a really bad day this kid buys ME flowers bc of how happy I make him. Ladies neva settle!!! 🥺🥺

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I think about how much I love motley 24/7 but today I literally have not stopped thinking about how much I love him. I am obsessed with my dog, he’s just such a good boi 🥺

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All a gal wants is to shake my pancake a$$ at tbones with my friends but nooooooo my 20’s/youth just has to be RIPPED from me because of corona 🤢 I hate it here.

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Tonight me and joe went for a lil date night and I finished my entire burger and fries and 2 drinks.. I can’t even remember the last time I was able to finish a meal going out to eat I am so proud of myself 🥺🥺

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Today I was talking to my nana on the phone and she started talking about joe (she’s obsessed with him) and was like “his eyes just light up every time he sees you” ARE YOU KIDDING ME BARBARA that was the cutest thing I’ve ever heard goodbye 🥺🥺

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Every guy I’ve ever dated has had a nice big truck, of course the love of my life drives a FRICKEN DODGE DAKOTA... I love my little lesbian tho 🥺

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Everyone knows I’m sickly attached/obsessed with my dog but I cannot get OVER how like sad/emotional I am that it’s his first birthday... he’s one. How do people have actual babies I don’t think I could handle it

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Joe is my saving grace when it comes to me buying pointless shit I don’t need cause I have a shopping problem but him telling me I can’t buy any Christmas stuff til next week is KILLING ME slowly help

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Motley has officially gotten so big that he saw a squirrel today on our walk and took off so fast I flew in the air, got dropped on my knees and got my whole body dragged for a good 5 seconds while trying to hold the leash. And yes there were witnesses 🤦🏽‍♀️

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I bribed joe into a tjmaxx trip today and we both blacked out and filled the carriage.. when the total rang up at the counter he screamed “what the fuck” so loud I jumped... way to be subtle about it babe 🙂

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I thought I couldn’t get anymore dog mom-mier.. but I just set my alarm 2 hours earlier than usual for tomorrow morning because it’s gonna be a chilly morning and my pup loves going on long chilly weather walks 🥺🥺

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After searching and searching I FINALLY got my dream job working with dogs 🥺😭 I’m so happyyyy

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So me and joe have lived together for about 8 months now.. and the biggest downside of living with him isn’t the fact that he used my toothbrush this morning.. it’s that we live 25 MINUTES away from the nearest target 🥺 idk how I do it honestly

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I had a nightmare that joe cheated on me last night, woke up and told him and he laughed and said “that’s cute” 🥺🥺🥺 I cant unsee it 🥺🥺

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That’s it. That’s the tweet.

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Of course the oem part that I need to make my Jeep run again is on NATIONAL back order.... doesn’t even come in til August 😭 this is so me of me