Sam

[Irvine Welsh @IrvineWelsh]

Messi best player of the tournament?!? I love him, but GET TAE FUCK!!

[Sam @SammCroft]

A 2:1 is cooler than a First anyway. HAPPY DAYS! #unemployed Fancy giving me a job @Ed_Miliband @nick_clegg @natalieben @TheGreenParty?

[Sam @SammCroft]

Moment of the World Cup for me: the simultaneous celebration from me, my brother and my dad when Ghana went 2-1 up #bloodygermans

[Irvine Welsh @IrvineWelsh]

Nigel Farage is the bloke in the pub.

If the pub is a beer hall in Munich in 1923.

[Sam @SammCroft]

@taryn_tc Stop having fun without me

[Sam @SammCroft]

@allen_robyn Ahh you'll be fine! You have ages. When do you finish for good?

[Sam @SammCroft]

@allen_robyn Thanks! How's yours going?

[Sam @SammCroft]

This is what 5 months work and 17000 words looks like #Romeodone

[Sam @SammCroft]

@BlondeBurtz @FrannyBenali @marchant91 MATT STOP STEALING MY THUNDER

[Sam @SammCroft]

@BlondeBurtz @marchant91 it was so generous of him

[Sam @SammCroft]

@allen_robyn Oh god, sounds intense. Good luck, I'm glad I stayed at home now

[Sam @SammCroft]

@allen_robyn Haha, awkward?

[Sam @SammCroft]

@BlondeBurtz @marchant91 we're en-route as you tweet

[Sam @SammCroft]

@BlondeBurtz haha are you enjoying looking down on us peasants from up there?

[Sam @SammCroft]

@BlondeBurtz maaaaybe

[Sam @SammCroft]

@marchant91 it's a shame you aren't in London then

[Sam @SammCroft]

@MatTaylor_ it's a daily struggle really

[Sam @SammCroft]

@marchant91 you boring bastard. Do some work

[Sam @SammCroft]

@marchant91 date going well then?

[Sam @SammCroft]

@allen_robyn Whaat! how come?