sam

go away // ⚢ // insta: sammifelt

[sam @Sammmfelt]

@jessa_bobessa same

[sam @Sammmfelt]

I will do 1728372 dishes before you ever see me eating off a paper plate

[sam @Sammmfelt]

i’m that bitch that says “expresso” fml

[sam @Sammmfelt]

“you guys look hot”

“i’ve also had a couple of drinks”

[sam @Sammmfelt]

wait I drank a diet coke and ate a couple mentos am I going to BLOW UP

[sam @Sammmfelt]

if there’s 2 things I hate most it’s small talk and dumb bitches

[sam @Sammmfelt]

1 week no drinking and i’m still craving titos this is bullshit

[sam @Sammmfelt]

the M in my name stands for... man i’m so glad I started talking to my sugar daddy again

[sam @Sammmfelt]

mall chinese food hits different and don’t tell me otherwise.

[sam @Sammmfelt]

@TerrenceeeG come see me

[sam @Sammmfelt]

“do you like sushi”
“yeah! I love grouper”

I hate men.

[sam @Sammmfelt]

I went in for a just a small tattoo today and walked out with a half sleeve

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this is so fucked

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I got hammered last night and joined a gay rollerblading team fml

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I can’t rollerblade

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“she asked me to help her out and I threw up in her mouth”

[sam @Sammmfelt]

PSA if you have never ate wings and potato wedges in bed..... you should

[sam @Sammmfelt]

hello if you ask me for a chilled shot of tequila with salt and lime you’re a pussy

[sam @Sammmfelt]

hello I need a hug