Sam Richardson

Living the dream, ta.

[Sam Richardson @Sammmm]

So the gardener has been stung in the eye by a wasp, dads taken a nail to the leg and I chundered on the way here. Good start to the morning

[Sam Richardson @Sammmm]

After having my car broken into on Saturday, I found someone had tied a bag dog crap to my rear wiper this morning. #cestlavie

[Sam Richardson @Sammmm]

I'm feeling sexy and freeee.... Oooh eh, banging tune

[Sam Richardson @Sammmm]

Thou shalt not sneeze whilst holding a cup of tea #burntballs

[Sam Richardson @Sammmm]

Don't worry, be happy!... Followed by some whistling

[Sam Richardson @Sammmm]

Last night I dreamt I was hosting a dinner party for Jim Carrey, Cameron Diaz and Steve Carrell. It was mint

[Sam Richardson @Sammmm]

Saw PC Plod driving whilst on a mobile phone. What a plonker. #doublestandards

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Sat fishing for 2hrs, nothing. Heron comes and sits next to me for 2 minutes and catches a fish.The bastard, got a video though (y) #fishing

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@starabelle getting a painting commissioned especially (:

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Being self-employed I've decided to treat myself with both the employee of the month and employee of the year awards. All of us are so proud

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Why do takeaways only ever seem to do 1.5ltr bottles of pop and not a 2ltr bad boy? #answeronapostcard

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A lie-in a lie-in my kingdom for a lie-in

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Uch Lapland**

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Dad just asked where they get the snow from at the Chill Factory... I told him Laplan, he's satisfied

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Saved a girl from a group of bullies, but then ran over a pigeon. That's Wednesday's for you

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@Ash_Marshall oi oi oishlyn happy birthday!!!

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Not the best start to a Thursday I've had

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Dear man utd fans. Trololololololol

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Gone fishing

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then you go and spoil it all by doing something stupid like sending me a bill demanding 3 years of national insurance payments. #bumsocks