clem

touch starved

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Honestly, the writer’s strike has clearly led to a worse script for this NFL season.

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@FattMcConaughey @amxndamichelle Dewey would murder Brick.

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@PopBase Sucks to hear about other people living your dream

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I haven’t showered since last year.

[clem @SamMoeller9]

My belief in Santa ended the moment the second plane hit.

[clem @SamMoeller9]

If you want to be my friend, I have one rule:
Don’t talk about what I did to that homeless man in 2013.

[clem @SamMoeller9]

I’d rather live a short life as a tall person than a long life as a short person

[clem @SamMoeller9]

cincy boys know how to get it

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@FattMcConaughey Wrong

[clem @SamMoeller9]

I deserve to be body shamed

[clem @SamMoeller9]

It’s Newfs or nothin

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I could kill an elephant right now

[clem @SamMoeller9]

cigarettes for dogs

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WHO cares if the queen went to hell. Heaven is overrated.

[clem @SamMoeller9]

@wake_up_six @dannah__montana Because they cantaloupe

[clem @SamMoeller9]

fuck, marry, kill: God, Country, Notre Dame

[clem @SamMoeller9]

This meal prep shit is easy.

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I hope people at Lalapalooza remember to post about it on social media!

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I wish it was possible for two guys to have sex.

[clem @SamMoeller9]

nightmare blunt rotation