Sam

Fueled by Disney, & too many TV series | Prof. chaos coordinator (aka parent) | Life’s a fairytale—until the kids wake up.

[Sam @Sammy44551]

@bensonboone I got a bone to pick with you… My four-year-old wants to marry you and she keeps thinking that she’s the someone in the sorry I’m here for someone else… I got video evidence… Lol

[Sam @Sammy44551]

@LMPD It's prob HR lol

[Kaizen D. Asiedu @thatsKAIZEN]

Charlie Kirk didn't even believe in race.

[Sam @Sammy44551]

@StephenKempisty @JellyRoll615 Come on Mr Roll!!!! Let us know! @PostMalone

[Sam @Sammy44551]

@MrBeast @pulte I’ve been following you two for a while! We hope to win! We have our first baby on the way and that money would help add some sq ft to our home and pay off some bills! 🥰🥰🥰

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

Let’s have some fun, I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows @Pulte and me!!! (So we can dm you the money if you win). Will show proof of paying winner ❤️

[Sam @Sammy44551]

@MrBeast If you just want to help random people we have a little girl on the way. Our first! I’d love to set up a crypto/stock account for her! 💜 $Samanthatonder

[Sam @Sammy44551]

@Ticketmaster I’m really sick of the fact you don’t have a phone number and all emails are automated!!! This is ridiculous!

[Sam @Sammy44551]

@MrBeast Haha @MrBeast could relieve the student debt faster than the government! On that note, I’ll give you my login! 😂

[Sam @Sammy44551]

@drinkworks Thanks but they are useless and think I need to decipher your codes on your canisters!

[drinkworks @drinkworks]

@Sammy44551 Hey, Sam. We are here to help! Please send an email to [email protected] and our Top Shelf Service Team will diagnose the issue and assist you. Thank you!

[Sam @Sammy44551]

@ChangiAirport @Delta Yes the butterfly exhibit! It’s stunning! I have not seen it! I look forward to it one day! 💜🦋

[Sam @Sammy44551]

@SenRickScott @POTUS I know this sucks but we have more pressing matters than the Olympics...

[Sam @Sammy44551]

@elonmusk When papa Elon is all about the @dogecoin the #Doge is all about papa Elon 🐶 ��� 🚀

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Guest starring …

[Sam @Sammy44551]

@IRSnews Waiting 12 weeks?

[Sam @Sammy44551]

@drinkworks @Keurig Looking for reviews on this machine? Check out my thread of their horrible customer service and products being expired and relabeled!

[Sam @Sammy44551]

@SenRickScott Hello! Can you find out where our tax returns are? Several people I know have been waiting 2+ months! Cannot get through any of the phones. Website isn’t helping and claims it’s still pending. #helpthefloridapeople #youarethebest #thanks 🥰