SamK

Jaded Manchester United fan seeking little rushes of dopamine

[Young Life™️ @LombardySzn]

The Trojan Horse that City sent us is world class from them

[one shreyas after another🍉🪏 @OneeWingedAngel]

but either way

[senpai @utdsuiiii]

How many times has he bailed us out and not been able to enjoy it

[YC @YanitedConnor]

Another season of Luke Shaw at left back 💔

[YC @YanitedConnor]

Still speechless 😂

[Gerry Deakin @Gerry_Deakin]

Eddie Howe will have a tough start to life at @ManUtd.

[Best of Marvel @BestMarvelU]

2nd* Greatest

[UF @UtdFaithfuls]

Just 17 minutes into the new season?

God please, I'm not ready for this.

[CinemaCopa @CopaExMachina]

The single greatest use of Chekhov's pane of glass you'll ever see. It's beyond me how someone didn't die filming these stunts.

What's Up, Doc? (1972) | Peter Bogdanovich

[𝐆𝐚𝐣 ✯ @yanitedgaj]

How I think we will line up to face Hull based on our transfer window

[Greg @KutthroatG_]

https://t.co/EKErrq52QU

[J @brunoballl]

It’s tight but it’s the right decision

[The 44 ⚽️ @The_Forty_Four]

Jhon Duran career path at 22 years of age…

[Reece Cameron 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @reececameron_]

Frank Lampard.

[SamK @Sammy_K95]

@wiretaup Blow my miiind, blow my miiind 🎶

[NOU$H @Noush_UTD]

I don’t even consider Tchouameni as a backup if we miss out on Fernandez.

For me, it’s Tchouameni over Fernandez every single day.

This shouldn’t even be controversial.

I don’t know why people are acting like Fernandez is anywhere near Tchouameni’s level.

Price tags don’t decide quality. Gordon cost Barcelona more than Cunha cost United. That doesn’t make them comparable. Cunha is comfortably ahead.

I don’t care who’s younger.

I care about who gets Manchester United back to the top, and gets us there faster.

For me, that’s Aurélien Tchouaméni.

He’d be my first choice without hesitation.

[Dan Fitch @MEWrestlingUK]

You people know who I am, but you don't know why I'm here ....

[90s WWE @90sWWE]

"Do you use iPhone or Android?"

Me:

[W @WAdeola]

Notice how his jersey, shorts, socks and his boots are absolutely spotless
🫵🏾👁️👁️

[Adam McKola @AdamMcKola]

They spent all week trying to tell us they'd beat 2008 Manchester United and couldn't even beat 2026 Manchester United. 😭