sam bateman

[MitsubishiUK @MitsubishiUK]

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[sam bateman @SammyBateman]

@LeeMer92 Very Poo scenario that lee, feel for you!

[sam bateman @SammyBateman]

@RyanMann7 Shag him

[sam bateman @SammyBateman]

How have I sprouted 3 spots today, I must be turning into nanny McPhee

[sam bateman @SammyBateman]

@Caylo_7 oh yea about as good as manny at cricket

[sam bateman @SammyBateman]

Can Gloucester pls get a good centre ?

[sam bateman @SammyBateman]

Gee whizzer only have to wait 3 more years, massive respect to the man. https://t.co/tutBIsQhcY

[sam bateman @SammyBateman]

Even though I'm currently a window licker I still find time to throw a few shapes when Bieber comes on

[sam bateman @SammyBateman]

Being told I'm the grumpiest person somebody has ever met has made my day.

[sam bateman @SammyBateman]

And if you even try and copy their fashion sense and wear siksilk you deserve an even harder backhand

[sam bateman @SammyBateman]

If you idolise or wanna be like anyone from Geordie shore you deserve a very hard backhand

[sam bateman @SammyBateman]

@TomWarren93 just about, how's manc ?

[sam bateman @SammyBateman]

@TomWarren93 grow up

[sam bateman @SammyBateman]

After shaving I look like I've just popped out my mum.

[sam bateman @SammyBateman]

Awful news in Paris but I really don't give a fuck about all your shit cunt tweets...

[sam bateman @SammyBateman]

@hlmitchell2 you're a try hard !

[sam bateman @SammyBateman]

@broadbent_matt LOL

[sam bateman @SammyBateman]

Dunno what hurt more eating the curry last night or shutting it out this morning.. Had a right ring stinger

[sam bateman @SammyBateman]

Happy 6 months,had some great experiences with this amazing girl which I can call my girlfriend and best friend

[sam bateman @SammyBateman]

@hlmitchell2 oh yea