Samantha Hope

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[Andy Cohen @Andy]

What a fucked up country this is. Take away women’s reproductive rights but give everybody a gun. What could go wrong.

[Shannon McDonagh @shananigans022]

⁦@Uber⁩ turn off surges in sunset park. People are scared, let them get out safely

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

I was robbed at a gas station in NJ last night. After my hands stopped trembling..I managed to call the cops and they were quick to respond and calmed me down..... My money is gone.. the police asked me if I knew who did it..I said yes.. it was pump number 9…

[Samantha Hope @SammyFeldman]

Never thought I’d make a living out of playing play dough in half hour increments while also listening to bootylicious but here I am.

[Samantha Hope @SammyFeldman]

@abbyhugss I need ya to speak about the almond too!!

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

JUST IN: Judge Schroeder sentences Kyle Rittenhouse to come give him a big hug

[Samantha Hope @SammyFeldman]

I just don’t know if he deserves to know

[Samantha Hope @SammyFeldman]

Damnit I meant ARE. Now I look like I belong in Oceanside moms. (FYI I am in there cause I used to love to see them talk shit about Victoria Secrets when I worked there) 😭

[Samantha Hope @SammyFeldman]

Our “masks” from my hometown now considered a slur? 😅

[Samantha Hope @SammyFeldman]

@BBoscia God forbid you could be smart and pretty THE AUDACITY OF MEN

[Samantha Hope @SammyFeldman]

Anyone else getting friend requests on Facebook from girls on their Mormon mission trips? Just me? Okay.

[Harry’s Baked @HarryR]

The “Leave Britney alone” dude was right all along. History will look kindly upon him.

[Samantha Hope @SammyFeldman]

Let the stalking of all Kardashian/Jenner social media platforms to see Stormi World begin 🌎

[Nintenbro 👾 @wheresdavie]

🤗I’m Speaking VS I Spoke🥰

[Samantha Hope @SammyFeldman]

@CopeDrew Congrats!!! 🎉

[🐍 @shityboi2stainz]

They need to run these back I got my own money now

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

the olay body wash at CVS has better security