Samuel Ogwuda

Statistics GRADUATE 👨‍🎓👨‍🎓||
Data Analyst 🕵👨‍💻 ||
A.I. ||
In God I trust 🙇👼 ||
Chelsea💙🤍, (⚽ & 🏀)

[Samuel Ogwuda @SammyFlow7]

From doom-scrolling to infographic dashboard … 😅

Hey #datafam, Fell into one of those “just one more video” rabbit holes on YouTube and came across an Al Jazeera short:
“How much a day of war on Iran costs the U.S.”
The storytelling? Clean.
The numbers? Wild. 👀

[Michael Taiwo @AskMichaelTaiwo]

Don't give up. Try everything. Exhaust every option. Knock on every door. Ask and ask again. Keep going even when you're tired. Be pertinacious with your efforts, your thoughts, your prayers, your kindness, your love, your work. You are incredibly capable.

[Samuel Ogwuda @SammyFlow7]

@hackSultan A lot of people will do time! 😂

[Name cannot be blank @hackSultan]

Hear me out. First of all, we need to build new prisons.

[Samuel Adeyemo @Jomo_Of_FUTA]

Application closes today!

Apply!

[ivyyy 💋 @badtourgf]

can i cry now

[MJ | Biopics ERA🎬 @jaafarmichaels]

@michaelmovie Rest easy Michael i know your dancing with the angels above🕊

[Michael @michaelmovie]

Remembering Michael today and every day.

[TJ Jackson @tjjackson]

👑

[Global Box Office @GlobalBoxOffice]

MICHAEL ($911.9M) has officially become the highest-grossing music biopic of all time, surpassing BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY ($911M).

King’s back to the throne!

Source: https://t.co/86dC6JBEVZ

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

It’s official.

Forbes needs a Trillionaire List — now.

[Sir A_N💜 @nsemeke33]

Let me get something straight.

You mean, as a parent, you actually allowed your child to go on an excursion to see a flyover?

Or were the parents not aware?

[Dauditor ACA 🇵🇹 @rand0muser98]

anything upstream oil & gas >>>>>
just go and dump your cv somewhere, that’s retirement plan

[Dauditor ACA 🇵🇹 @rand0muser98]

e get how your boss go scold you, your body go dey do you like say make your resign

no resign o !!

[chart data @chartdata]

Michael Jackson becomes the first and only act in history to earn a new Hot 100 hit in each of the last six consecutive decades.

1970s, 1980s, 1990s, 2000s, 2010s and 2020s.

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Employers don't really fire anyone anymore. They just kinda bully employees into quitting.

[DemoLa @DemoOfUK]

Thanks to @British_Airways. We made it! It’s court day, baby! 💍

[Adeola @iamcomputer__]

Someone applied for an internship at my place of work today. Why are you writing “Ability to forgive and forget” in your CV? 😭😭😭

[Nte Daniel || Data Analyst → Engineer @iam_daniiell]

𝗟𝗮𝘀𝘁 𝘀𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝘄𝗲 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗱.
Today we built.

10 tables.
Full business rules enforced via constraints.
Relationships established.
Data inserted.

TaskFlow’s database is live.

But here’s what stayed with me.

When we started writing the DDL
the CREATE statements, the foreign keys, the constraints
it should have felt overwhelming.

It didn’t.

Because the ER diagram was sitting right there.

Every table we wrote had already been thought through.
Every relationship had already been mapped.
Every hierarchy was already clear
before a single line of code was written.

Organisation owns Workspaces.
Workspaces contain Projects.
Projects hold Tasks.
Tasks get assigned through TaskAssignment.
Subscriptions generate Invoices.
Invoices get settled by Payments.

That chain didn’t emerge from the code.

It was decided in the diagram.

And that’s exactly why we plan before we build.

Not to make things look organised.

𝗕𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗹𝗲𝘅𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲
𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝘂𝗶𝗹𝗱 𝗴𝗲𝘁𝘀 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹.

#Datafam #SQL

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

The distance from the North Pole to the Equator is approximately 10,000 kilometers (roughly 6,215 miles).

This measurement is foundational, as the metre was originally defined in 1793 as one ten-millionth (1/10,000,000) of this distance.

Due to Earth's slight oblate shape, current measurements place it closer to 10,002 km.

[Samuel Ogwuda @SammyFlow7]

@starboy_abefe Broooo, some of us dey office😂