Sammy Glaser

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@xonatttt @vincenityy #sasn

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#sasn

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How is this possible…

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@jilli3_bean You should name him samsquanch after me

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@jilli3_bean Take it in stride and call his mom a hoe

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It’s not your Christmas sweater that’s ugly this year, it’s you and your personality

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Thinking about quitting both my jobs and just movie into a cabin in the mountains

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@GaretHough You haven’t had breast cheese yet? Get cultured nerd

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I have 4 tickets for audiotistic in San Diego for sale if anyone is interested

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@jilli3_bean Did you die?

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@GaretHough Absolutely 100% no doubt about it

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@_liizbeeeth A 1 to 1 scale life size body pillow of Buzz Lightyear????

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@micaylitaa If you don’t like watching tv with subtitles that just means you can’t read fast

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@jilli3_bean Excuse me?

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@sammy_stovar You’re still milking this baby thing?

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Just got vaccinated, so you know what that means…

I DON’T HAVE TO WEAR CONDOMS ANYMORE!!

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@lonstersh Yes

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If you work in the service industry you should legally be allowed to assault at least 1 customer per year