Sammy Jay

It's fun being me because I'm pretty damn hilarious.

[Sammy Jay @Sammyjayy22]

@Jatodda hummmmm....

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

If we were Mormons, I would want you as my sisterwife.

[Sammy Jay @Sammyjayy22]

Reason #372 why my boyfriend loves me: I make his room smell like burnt hair 😜

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

It's not you, it's your eyebrows.

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Any girl who says she's never thought of applying for the Bachelor is a liar.

[Sammy Jay @Sammyjayy22]

I just really want to save a life.

[Sammy Jay @Sammyjayy22]

@KaayBenton @hayleysmac #blessed

[Katie Rae @KaayBenton]

I don't understand why girls ever complain about wearing dresses.It gives you a way to not wear pants in public. #Bliss

[Sammy Jay @Sammyjayy22]

It's still hard for me to comprehend that Scotty McCreery's voice is actually his real voice.

[Sammy Jay @Sammyjayy22]

If you're sleep walking without your fitbit on, you're doing it wrong.

[Sammy Jay @Sammyjayy22]

@Jatodda Wow, you are good!

[Sammy Jay @Sammyjayy22]

@hayleysmac you're mine!

[Sammy Jay @Sammyjayy22]

@Jatodda excuse me, do you even know who the #Cubs are?

[Sammy Jay @Sammyjayy22]

Life is too damn short! Go out and live!

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

I'm one drink away from telling everyone what I really think.

[Sammy Jay @Sammyjayy22]

You can just call me sporty spice!

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

I respect a man that can feel comfortable wearing jorts that tight. #TheBachelorette

[Sammy Jay @Sammyjayy22]

I totally out kicked my coverage man.

[Sammy Jay @Sammyjayy22]

Own it girlfriend!

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

I like to test the limits of the fro-yo cup.