Samantha Prescott

Umass Amherst '19

[Samantha Prescott @SammyKellsey]

I'm so happy seeing everyone get kindles for Christmas and that's how I know I'm old

[Samantha Prescott @SammyKellsey]

I absolutely love judging people based on their Spotify wrapped

[M.S @MalaakSafa]

"Not every single woman has a scary story about a man" Yes they do. I promise you that they do.

[Ben Yahr @benyahr]

Spent the whole day like this

[scumbag baby @tapptastical]

me unfollowing every person who’s posted a tr*mp story

[holly parkinson 🏴‍☠️ @ParkinsonHB]

#USAElections2024

[juliet🩵🩷🇱🇧🍉 @cowboylikejul]

Is everyone just staring at their phone and feel like they want to sob but they can’t because it’s just pure shock and nausea

[Brian J. Karem @BrianKarem]

Never underestimate the power of large groups of stupid people.

He was the worst POTUS in history.
Impeached twice.
Convicted felon.
Tried to stage a coup.
Sold state secrets.

But hey …at least he isn’t an intelligent Black woman.

[🔨💌 @angelfifis]

if you voted for trump, know that millions of women's blood will be on your hands.
you looked at your daughters, your sisters, your mothers, your nieces, your granddaughters, your grandmothers, your aunts, and your cousins and said to them: i do not care about your safety.

[Shannon @shann_anigans]

So I'm supposed to go to work and do my job tomorrow as if half the country didn't just vote to give me less rights than men?????

[alex @aloomf]

the only thing america hates more than a rapist is a woman

[keely flaherty @keelyflaherty]

feeling rested, recharged, and ready to take on this totally normal week

[Samantha Prescott @SammyKellsey]

It’s going to HURT but if you’re a woman, please watch American Murder: Laci Peterson.

[Samantha Prescott @SammyKellsey]

Sometimes I’ll be fine and then I remember the show One Day and I’m depressed for another week

[Samantha Prescott @SammyKellsey]

My new apartment complex has a severe spider problem and if I walk into one more spider hanging in my face I’m gonna cry

[Samantha Prescott @SammyKellsey]

Went into a liquor store yesterday and they offered me a wine tasting and they gave me so much I had to wait out the drunk in market basket

[Samantha Prescott @SammyKellsey]

My puppy had a parasite a month ago and now she has a tapeworm. Not ideal

[Samantha Prescott @SammyKellsey]

Last day living in NH and we have a tornado on the ground west of us 🙃